Gon: man, this homework sure is hard... I have no idea what 1+1 is and am in need of instant help... 😔
Gon: ooh, I'm! I'll ask Kurapika! Because he's super smart and always brings a shovel to a fight 💪
Gon got up and knocked on Kurapika's room door.
Kurapika opens the door.
Kurapika: Hmm? Gon? Is something wrong?
Gon: what's 1+1 :(
Kurapika: ...
Gon: ...
Kurapika: Gon... You know this...
Gon: uhm...
Kurapika: ...
Gon: ...
Kurapika: ...
Gon: uh... 5...?
Killua laughed his ass off at the sound in the background.
Killua then went quiet, as if he realized something.
Killua: wait... Kurapika... Weren't you just doing the dishes in the kitchen...?
Kurapika and Gon looked at Killua in confusion.
Kurapika: Killua, what do you mean? I've been in my room folding laundry...
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Killua: the fuck-- you were just in the kitchen a second ago, though!!--
Another Kurapika then walked into the room from the kitchen.
The other Kurapika: Killua, why are you yelling so much--
Kurapika: OML WTF!!??
Gon: Uhm... If there's one Kurapika... And then there is another Kurapika... Then... Uh... I STILL CANT FIGURE OUT 1+1!!!
The other Kurapika: AHHHHH
Killua: AHHHHHHHH
Gon: AHHHHHHHH
Kurapika: AHHHHH
Leorio then walked into the room.
Leorio: why is everyone screaming--
Leorio then looked at the two Kurapikas.
Kurapika: ...
The other Kurapika: ...
Killua: ew...
Gon: LEORIO OML YOUR NOSE IS BLEEDING ARE YOU OK ARE YOU DYING AHHABDNAZBWKSBSJSBJS😵😵😵
Later...
The two Kurapikas sit on the couch next to each other as Gon, Killua, and Leorio look at them and wonder what is happening.
Leorio then pointed at one of the Kurapikas.
Leorio: Ok, you are now Kurapika 1...
Leorio then points at the other Kurapika.
Leorio: and you are now Kurapika 2...
Kurapika 1 and 2: Understood...
Killua: WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THE REAL ONE!!?? RAAAHHHH
Gon: KILLUA CALL DOWN OML!!!
Leorio: how about we pull them both to separate rooms and ask them questions about themselves...?
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Short HxH Skits
FanfictionIn this AU... Gon, Killua, Kurapika and Leorio all live together now and Kurapika and Leorio are legally Gon and Killoua's guardians. (And maybe Alluka and Kalluto's too) Sometimes there are random silly surprise visits from other characters in the...
