Leorio: GUYS! GUYS WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
Killua: Uhm... We're watching TV--
Leorio: CHAT, DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS!?
Kalluto: The day you become a twitch streamer?
Alluka: Yeah, dont call us "chat" We're like, minors...
Leorio: What!?-- No! I mean-- ugh! Today is mothers day!
Gon: I don't have a mom :D
Kalluto: Well, I do.
Killua: Yeah but she's kinda a bitch ass hoe ass used up skank...
Alluka: I don't think I've ever even met her...
Killua: cus shes a BITCH--
Leorio: You dumbass kids! You may not have a litteral mom, or maybe even fucking hate the shit out of your mom... But don't you see who we can celebrate this day for?
Gon: Mother nature!! :D
Leorio: What? No, fuck mother nature--
Leorio then got struck by a random lightning bolt.
Leorio: Uhm... I love mother nature! But we aren't celebrating mothers day for her...
Kalluto: Oh my god are you ok-
Leorio: tis' but a scratch!
Gon: why are you talking like that?
Killua: oh my god he's gone insane! Quick, hold him down while I stuff his mouth full of pills to see which one makes him same again!
Leorio: WHAT!? NO! WAIT!
Alluka: This conversation escalated more than a literal escalator.
Leorio: BEFORE YOU KILL ME LET ME TELL YOU THE PLAN FOR TODAY!--
Gon: GYAAAATTTTT 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
Leorio: wtf
Killua: He doesn't know what Gyat means yet.. He's still learning.
Leorio: Don't teach him to be like you, wtf
Kalluto: So, anyways... What's your "plan"...?
Leorio: Oh, right! Today we celebrate mother's day for Kurapika!"
Alluka: But, he isn't our mom... and he's a boy.
Leorio: Yes, but-- well... Who does your dishes?
Alluka: ...
Leorio: Who washes, folds, and puts up all your clothes?
Killua: ...
Leorio: Who cleans your house?
Kalluto: ...
Killua: Ok, we get it! Kurapika's a housewife! But, that doesn't make him a mother figure--
Leorio: Stfu and listen you fucking kid with aging hair.
Killua: Damn... 😔
Leorio: Kurapika does all these things for you guys! He packs your lunch for school which you just had started like a day ago, he heals you when your injured, he works tiressly day and night for you guy!
He even tries his best to comfort you guys when something happens that makes you anxious and stressed! Bro is a literal mother figure towards you guys!
Boy or not, he' the best mom ever! He even has that lvl100 GYAAAATTTTT🤑!!!!!
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FanfictionIn this AU... Gon, Killua, Kurapika and Leorio all live together now and Kurapika and Leorio are legally Gon and Killoua's guardians. (And maybe Alluka and Kalluto's too) Sometimes there are random silly surprise visits from other characters in the...
