(ultimate❤️💙shipper is online)
ultimate❤️💙shipper: hmm... who do i add?
ultimate❤️💙shipper: hey, maybe i should just randomly pick a number-
(last cishet left is online)
last cishet left: MARKER, I SWEAR TO RONALD MC-FUCKING-DONALD NO.
ultimate❤️💙shipper: i swear to wild card yes! :)
(❤️stapy's girlboss❤️ is online)
❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: Mental breakdown aftermath check! :)
last cishet left: Foldy, the fu-
(💙foldy's malewife💙 is online)
💙foldy's malewife💙: so who you adding marker?
ultimate❤️💙shipper: i have decided that fate shall be the only judge
💙foldy's malewife💙: oh cool.
last cishet left: Yeah, you all need therapy.
❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: I mean, true-
(🙂 is online)
🙂: when you adding them marker??
ultimate❤️💙shipper: once pb and ding-a-linger get on
(🔔 DING DONG BITCH 🔔 is online)
🔔 DING DONG BITCH 🔔: MARKER TF IS THAT NICKNAME FOR ME
🙂: there is one more to arrive.
last cishet left: She's sleeping, should I wake her up?
💙foldy's malewife💙: ISN'T IT 4PM
ultimate❤️💙shipper: YEAH TF PUFFY BE DOING SLEEPING AT 4
last cishet left: Guys, she is literally another species entirely. Anyways, Marker, can you just add them now?
ultimate❤️💙shipper: got it
ultimate❤️💙shipper: RANDOM NUMBERS GO!
(ultimate❤️💙shipper has added Firey Jr to the group chat)
ultimate❤️💙shipper: oh shit its that kid-
🙂: WAIT DIDN'T HE GET
🔔 DING DONG BITCH 🔔: oh, my weekly therapy session's here! bye guys!
(🔔 DING DONG BITCH 🔔 is offline)
Firey Jr: Marker.
🙂: IM OUT BYE
(🙂 is offline)
ultimate❤️💙shipper: you literally started flying through the floor
Firey Jr: I WAS IN A BAD MOOD MARKER-
ultimate❤️💙shipper: SO YOU STARTED FUCKING EXPLOITING?!
💙foldy's malewife💙: MARKER SAID FUCK GUYS THIS IS A CODE RED-
❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: Everyone, run
(❤️stapy's girlboss❤️ and 💙foldy's malewife💙 are offline)
Firey Jr: I WAS TIRED OF NAILY BULLYING ME OVER NOT GETTING AS MANY MARKERS AS HER
ultimate❤️💙shipper: silence, little shit.
last cishet left: Okay, I need to go. I'm not dealing with this.
(last cishet left is offline)
Firey Jr: TRY ME BITCH
ultimate❤️💙shipper: got it.
ultimate❤️💙shipper: *links the video celebrating firey jr's elimination*
Firey Jr: ...
Firey Jr: YOU MOTHERFUCKER
ultimate❤️💙shipper: oop! i just got the perfect name for you!
Firey Jr: i have a feeling this is gonna be something weird.
ultimate❤️💙shipper: nah it's just perfect for you :)
ultimate❤️💙shipper: GODDAMNIT THERE ISN'T A CHAINSAW EMOJI
Firey Jr: oh fuck no.
ultimate❤️💙shipper: or maybe... ahha! got it!
(ultimate❤️💙shipper has changed Firey Jr's name to 🪚🟣 Dark Junior. 🟣🪚)
🪚🟣 Dark Junior. 🟣🪚: oh my.
ultimate❤️💙shipper: silence dark markery kinnie /lh
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