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mass and the immortal snail

(MASS v2)

(Everyone is online)

THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: everyone can we get here i have a scenario for you all

💙foldy's malewife💙: ight what is it bish

💜💙💜💗five cents: is it realistic or,,,,,

📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: we are all sentient objects, nothing is realistic here

THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: ok so imagine someone offers you immortality, BUT there is an immortal snail chasing you, and if it touches you, you die

THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: what do you do-

💙foldy's malewife💙: ...

💙foldy's malewife💙: how fast is the snail?

📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: snails are usually really slow stay pee

❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: Marker, you did NOT just call my boyfriend that

💙foldy's malewife💙: WHAT ABOUT TURBO HMM?

💜💙💜💗five cents: what if the snail spawned in france????

❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: Then it'd be eaten, but since it's immortal, it'd probably be unaffected by digesting

📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: THEY DON'T ACTUALLY EAT SNAILS RIGHT?

❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: Marker, they do

📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: ...

📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: HOW DARE THEY I LOVE SNAILS

📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: WHAT DID THE SNAILS DO TO DESERVE IT :'(

💙foldy's malewife💙: they're coming for france's leader, he took the deal /j

❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: MACAROON?

❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: WHAT I MEAN MACARONI

❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: MACARON

❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: MACRON

❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: YEAH, THAT GUY

❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: DAMNIT AUTOCORRECT

💜💙💜💗five cents: HELP IM DYING

💜💙💜💗five cents: MACAROON- MACARONI- MACARON

💜💙💜💗five cents: FUCKING OH MY GOD FODY I CANT AJRJAIDJKSKAJFOSKASKDKODJAIDJSJDKS

THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: HELP

THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: "oh hey who's the leader of france" "m a c a r o n i"

💙foldy's malewife💙: LMAO- foldy this is why autocorrect sucks

❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: I use because I need to use my feet to type-

📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: WAIT HOW DID BELL, PUFFBALL, AND YELLOW FACE TYPE THEN??????

THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: gacha logic, that's how

❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: LET'S GO BACK TO IMMORTAL SNAILS-

📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: don't we have recovery centers? we don't need immortality when we got those!