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would you rather?

(ultimate❤️💙shipper, ❤️stapy's girlboss❤️, 💙foldy's malewife💙, 🌈attention seeker, last cishet left, 🔔 DING DONG BITCH 🔔, 🙂, and 🪚🟣 Dark Junior. 🟣🪚 are online)

ultimate❤️💙shipper: would you rather eat the planet mercury or the metal mercury

🪚🟣 Dark Junior. 🟣🪚: what- isn't the metal DEADLY?!

last cishet left: Yes it is, Firey Jr.

❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: I'm picking it then /j

💙foldy's malewife💙: FOLDY NO

🌈attention seeker: i'll go with the planet, because mercury is the least favourite planet

ultimate❤️💙shipper: true tho, we got:
venus which is earth's twin,
earth is where we live,
mars is overly hyped,
jupiter is the big boi,
saturn got the rings,
hehe uranus,
neptune's just cool,
and pluto will always be a planet in my heart <3

last cishet left: It isn't though?

🙂: FUCK YOU FRIES IT FUCKING IS.

last cishet left: Yellow Face, calm the fuck down.

🙂: i'm in your fucking walls /srs

🔔 DING DONG BITCH 🔔: so you've heard fries and puffball?

last cishet left: NO, PUFFBALL IS MY DAUGHTER. BELL, WHAT THE FUCK.

🌈attention seeker: i'm also ace :/

ultimate❤️💙shipper: yea bell wtf

🪚🟣 Dark Junior. 🟣🪚: yellow face, you're also misusing tonetags.

🙂: oh sorry

🔔 DING DONG BITCH 🔔: guys i think something's wrong with my gummy...

last cishet left: I knew you were high.

🔔 DING DONG BITCH 🔔: my heart's seizing, my lungs are wheezing

🔔 DING DONG BITCH 🔔: THE FUCKING WALLS ARE MELTING

💙foldy's malewife💙: is satan telling you to invest in apple? /ref

🪚🟣 Dark Junior. 🟣🪚: when the sam is nella?

💙foldy's malewife💙: YES FIREY JR!

🔔 DING DONG BITCH 🔔: NO, HE'S TELLING ME THE EARTH IS FLAT

(P----- is online)

P-----: ffs bell this is why i didn't include you in my main au

(P----- is offline)

ultimate❤️💙shipper: IT HAPPENED AGAIN

last cishet left: Oh my... Marker, why haven't you blocked them yet?

ultimate❤️💙shipper: I CAN'T

❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: What about the would you rather

ultimate❤️💙shipper: oh right here's another

ultimate❤️💙shipper: would you rather become a strawberry with your current memories, or just be a regular strawberry

🌈attention seeker: i wanna be a regular strawberry!

❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: Maybe me and Stapy can be strawberries in love <3

💙foldy's malewife💙: YES, SENTIENT STRAWBERRY IT IS

🪚🟣 Dark Junior. 🟣🪚: i'll go with regular strawberry.

last cishet left: Same, the fuck are these questions?

ultimate❤️💙shipper: i said i made them while high

ultimate❤️💙shipper: anyways the next question: would you rather punch someone once a year for free with no consquences, or get a free happy meal from mcdonald's every month?

❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: I'M PUNCHING PEOPLE. FUCK YOU MATCH, FUCK YOU LIY, FUCK ME STAPY-

last cishet left: FOLDY I JUST SPAT OUT MY COFFEE.

🌈attention seeker: SHSJDKSKDKS

🪚🟣 Dark Junior. 🟣🪚: why are you all like this?

🙂: idk

💙foldy's malewife💙: wait yf was here?

🙂: yeah, i was js busy making sure he didn't escape

💙foldy's malewife💙: oh ok- WAIT WHO-

🙂: purple face, found him again, put him back in the box

ultimate❤️💙shipper: is it because he's purple?

🙂: no-

ultimate❤️💙shipper: OMG YELLOW FACE RACIST!!! /j

🙂: NO IM NOT I SWEAR

❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: Get the ukulele

🔔 DING DONG BITCH 🔔: The voices are winning. The voices are winning. The voices are winning. The voices are winning. The voices are winning. The voices are winning. The voices are winning. The voices are winning. The voices are winning.

🌈attention seeker: bell u ok?

💙foldy's malewife💙: guys i think bell's voices are winning

last cishet left: I went to make myself ANOTHER coffee. What the hell happened?!

🔔 DING DONG BITCH 🔔: THE VOICES ARE WINNING THE VOICES ARE WINNING THE VOICES ARE WINNING THE VOICES ARE WINNING THE VOICES ARE WINNING THE VOICES ARE WINNING.

❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: BELL ARE YOU OKAY?!

🔔 DING DONG BITCH 🔔: They won.

(🔔 DING DONG BITCH 🔔 is offline)

ultimate❤️💙shipper: BELL?!