"𝑯𝒐𝒕 𝑩𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒅𝒆, 𝒃𝒊𝒈 𝒕𝒊𝒕𝒔, 𝒔𝒄𝒉𝒐𝒐𝒍 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍, 𝒍𝒊𝒑𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒌, 𝒗𝒊𝒓𝒈𝒊𝒏 𝒘𝒉𝒐𝒓𝒆, 𝒊𝒏𝒏𝒐𝒄𝒆𝒏𝒕, 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒃𝒂𝒃𝒚𝒔𝒊𝒕𝒔-"
"𝚂𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙻𝙴𝚈!"
"𝚄𝙶𝙷 𝚆𝙷𝙰𝚃!?"
"𝙼𝙾𝙼 𝚂𝙰𝙸𝙳 𝚃𝙾 𝙶𝙴𝚃 𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙳𝚈 𝚃𝙾 𝚆𝙰𝙻𝙺 𝙾𝚄𝚃 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙾𝙾𝚁!"
"𝙾𝙺 𝙸𝙼 𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙸𝙽𝙶!"
Stan: Ma, she said she's coming.
Sharon: yup. I'm outside.
Stan: yea alright..
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Randy: heyyy Stan, uhh... wow you guys grew so much I uh, just wanna say good luck in junior year dude..
Shelley: Ha, of Crouse you would say that like a dead father you are.
Stan: for real, all seriousness thanks dad. I don't even think I wanna call you my dad but you know, I came out of your balls so.
Sharon: guys don't be rude. He's just trying to do better.
Randy: hey Sharon, when the kids get out can we talk?
Shelley: imagine him still smoking and forgetting after crying for her to stay.
Sharon: alright Shelley that's enough. You two get in the car.
𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚍𝚒𝚟𝚘𝚛𝚌𝚎𝚍 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚘 𝚕𝚊𝚖𝚎, 𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚠𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚏𝚊𝚛𝚖 𝚠𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚠𝚗. 𝙸𝚝𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚒 𝚠𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚠𝚗, 𝚠𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚜 𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎..
𝐒𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐤: 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞
𝚊𝚏𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚠..𝙳𝙰𝙼𝙽! 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚋𝚒𝚐𝚐𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚒 𝚖𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚠𝚊𝚢 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚜. 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚌𝚑 𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎. 𝚂𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚏 𝚋𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚜, 𝚒 𝚠𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚍𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐?
Sharon: alright where here! Let's take the boxes in and then we can get something to eat yea?
Stan: alright! Can we get pizza?
Shelley: yea alright, dude we JUST had pizza like two days ago.
Sharon: alright we all can talk about this later let's get all the boxes to the right rooms. I want both of your clothes to be in the closet I don't wanna see your clothes still in the boxes you hear?
𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚠𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚋𝚘𝚡𝚎𝚜 𝚕𝚎𝚏𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝, 𝚞𝚙 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗. 𝙸 𝚜𝚠𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚠𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚑𝚊𝚕𝚏 𝚠𝚊𝚢 𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚕 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚗 𝚢𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚖𝚢 𝚖𝚘𝚖𝚜 𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚎: SHARON!?!? 𝚒 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚒 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚣𝚎 𝚒𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝙼𝚜. 𝙲𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚖𝚊𝚗, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚜𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚠𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚗 𝚒𝚗 𝚜𝚘𝚞𝚝𝚑 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚔 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚞𝚐𝚕𝚢 𝚊𝚜𝚜 𝚜𝚘𝚗 𝙴𝚛𝚒𝚌 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚖𝚊𝚗.
Sharon: Liane!? Hey girl!
Liane: Oh my! You guys are back? What happened with you and randy?
Sharon: long story I think we need some wine for.
Liane: let me know I got a whole basement full of wine! Anyway, let me help you with the boxes!
Sharon: oh thank you so much liane!
Shelley: hey is that your ugly ass friends mom? She's thick.
Stan: I know right? Hey Ms. Cartman!
Liane: oh hello Stan and Shelley!
Stan: where is Cartman?
Liane: oh sorry dear they all at school! You only start school tomorrow, don't worry I'll tell them that your here! They have a new group member
Stan: wait what? New group member?
Liane: I think her name was... Wendy Testaburger? Looks exactly like you!
Stan: oh? Ok? Thanks for letting me know.
𝚂𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚜 𝚒 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚙𝚞𝚗𝚌𝚑 𝚖𝚢𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚞𝚙 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚠𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚢 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚍𝚞𝚖𝚋 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚝. 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚊𝚜𝚝, 𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚐𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝? 𝚒 𝚑𝚘𝚙𝚎. 𝙷𝚘𝚕𝚍 𝚞𝚙 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚒𝚣𝚣𝚊 𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚘 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝙷𝙾𝙻𝙳 𝙾𝙽 𝚝𝚘𝚙 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚒𝚎𝚛!
Shelley: damn with yo hungry ass
Stan: yes the fuck I am, and what you gonna do about it?
Sharon: alright guys, after yall done eating go take a shower and go to bed, I don't wanna hear all the whining in the morning. I'll be outside with Liane drinking wine.
Shelley: goodnight!
Stan: byeeee
𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚝, 𝚒𝚝 𝚏𝚎𝚕𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚊 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝚍𝚊𝚢. 𝙸𝚝𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚐𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚋𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚒 𝚐𝚘 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚘𝚕 𝚝𝚘𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚠. 𝙻𝚎𝚝𝚜 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚑𝚘𝚙𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚊𝚗 𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚢 𝚍𝚊𝚢.
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South park: Highschool Year
FanficTHIS SHIT IS OLD SO IF YOU CRINGE IM SORRY. Junior year at South High, so many people is on the verge of crying after all the shit they been through. Everyone has changed, Break ups, fighting, make ups, smoking, money, Will the students survive this...
