Back in Jenson and Romain's room, a new problem is brewing. Not only Pierre, who is with them with tonsillitis and now has to be convinced by Este to go to the Alpine room, but Jenson himself has another problem.
While Romain can't move his hands because of the pain, his favourite Brit has a high fever. And Jenson doesn't want to see that. He refuses to take a nap.
Only Alex, who stops by for a moment, can change that. Quite simply, with the Romain argument. Admittedly mean, but you have to help yourself somehow.
Now both former drivers are asleep. Romain is lying on top of Jenson and the latter has his arms tightly around the Swiss. Since Romain can't hug Jenson properly, he has made himself comfortable in a different way on his living pillow.
Max is also asleep. When Alex comes into the Mercedes room and sees Max lying with his head on George's stomach, who is snuggling up to Lewis, who is sleeping with his head in Nico's lap, with Lando also leaning against Nico, he is confused.
So he just says nothing and sits down with Rosberg. The German starts reading a story to the younger one and everyone is peaceful.
Until Felipe Massa arrives. The Brazilian is to be integrated into the F1 house. The FIA thinks it's a good idea, Toto and Christian have already taken cover.
Because Seb, Mark, both Nicos, Jenson, Nando, Romain and Kimi hate him abysmal. And when Romain and Kimi hate someone, they don't live near them for long. That's why Helmut Marko avoids Kimi.
When Felipe arrives, everything is fine. The drivers are polite, he's not annoying, no one opens Jenson and Merc's room doors, Kevin avoids him.
"Oh, who do we have here?" He asks and Kevin sighs annoyed "What do you want Massa?"
Felipe rolls his eyes and says "Kevin, you always act like you're the best, but you're just an arrogant racer with no respect for others." Kevin just answers disdainful "Oh, please, Felipe. You're just bitter because you couldn't handle the pressure when it counted."
Felipe looks at him and says "Pressure? You don't know anything about pressure! At least I didn't crash into barriers during crucial races and ruin my own chances!"
The Dane defends himself "You're just jealous because I have the guts to push the limits, something you lost the ability to do after that horrific accident in 2009."
Felipe fires back "Oh, shut up! At least I didn't become a liability for every team I raced for. Unlike you, who's nothing but a liability with a damaged ego."
"You know what, Felipe? You're a heartless coward who can't accept anyone else's success because you never had enough of your own!" Kevin practically yells. "At least I have a heart, unlike you, who only cares about himself and never had the talent to make it to the top without risking everyone else's safety!No one loves you, no one cares about you Magnussen. Not the team, not the drivers, not Hulkenberg, not even your own father!"
Hulk has heard the last sentence and now interferes in the conversation very angrily.
"What the hell Massa?" Nico asks. Felipe looks bored. "And who are you? His teammate?" He asks mockingly.
"It doesn't fucking matter. You don't talk to people like that. What you're doing is embarrassing. You should be ashamed of yourself!" Says Nico, slightly disgusted.
"I'm getting facts straight-" starts the former driver and Hulk would have liked to spit in his face. "What the fucking facts are those supposed to be?" Shouts the German.
"He should wake up. His team doesn't want him, the other drivers don't like him, his parents-" But that's as far as Felipe gets. Hulk smashes him into a wall with full force and pushes him against it with rage.
"Don't you say another word, Massa. I've had enough of you. No one wants to hear your drivel. You're pathetic. So pathetic that if I didn't hate you, I'd take the time to look for some sympathy for you." The Haas driver hisses. But Felipe doesn't seem to take the words seriously and opens his mouth to speak.
"ICH SCHWÖRE DIR BEI GOTT FELIPE, WENN ICH NOCH EIN EINZELNES VERFICKETES WORT AUS DEINEM HÄSSLICHEN MUND HÖRE, DANN SCHLAGE ICH SOLANGE DEINEN KOPF GEGEN DIE WAND BIS DORT EIN LOCH DRINNEN IST. UND WENN DU AUCH NUR DARAN DENKST MIT KEVIN ZU SPRECHEN BRINGE ICH DICH UM. MIR IST ES NÄMLICH GOTTVERDAMMT NOCH MAL EGAL, WAS DU ZU SAGEN HAST. DU KLEINES DRECKIGES MISTSTÜCK HAST ABSICHTLICH EIN TRAUMA VON KEVIN GETRIGGERT!!"
[I SWEAR TO GOD FELIPE, IF I HEAR ONE MORE FUCKING WORD OUT OF YOUR UGLY MOUTH, I'M GOING TO BANG YOUR HEAD AGAINST THE WALL UNTIL THERE'S A HOLE IN IT. AND IF YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT TALKING TO KEVIN, I WILL KILL YOU. CAUSE I DON'T GIVE A GODDAMN SHIT WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY. YOU DIRTY LITTLE BASTARD, YOU DELIBERATELY TRIGGERED A TRAUMA IN KEVIN!!]
Felipe stands shocked against the wall. He didn't understand a word and Nico knows that. Because German impresses Felipe more than English, which Hulk of course takes to his advantage.
But what about Kevin? While Nico yelled at Felipe, Kevin fled. He ran away, to be precise. He roams around and runs through the surrounding woods.
Nico really hopes that Kevin will come home soon. Felipe was kicked out immediately.
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*Private Chat between Mick🫶 and Kev🤍*
Kevin?
Where are you?
Answer please!
I'm worried :(
Hello??
Kevin!!
KEVIN JAN MAGNUSSEN!
Nico is crying ;(
I'm coming home
OH NOW YOU'RE ANSWERING
Sorry
It's fine
Just get home safely ❤️
Will do 🤍
Hab dich lieb großer Bruder!
[I love you big brother!]Jeg elsker også dig, lillebror!
[I love you too little brother!]~○~
"He's on his way home!" Mick screams through the entire house. Everyone gets to the living room. "Everyone is here except for Kita." Mick says sadly. "Aww, he and Daniil visit soon!" Danny promises the young man.
As someone runs through the garden Oscar shouts "Kevin is here!" Immediately Nico jumps up and runs towards the Dane, who hugs his teammate, overwhelmed.
So it's better at the end of the day after all. And everything is better without Felipe anyway.
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Next one :)
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F1 Chaos Squad!
FanfictionI think the title explains most of the topics. The 2023 grid is chaotic. Very chaotic actually. And that's, what I'm gonna show you! It's basically an F1 House.