The man walks relaxed through the corridor with his coffee. He opens the door to the warehouse unsuspectingly and stops abruptly.
"What the hell?!" He whispers. "What are they doing?" He asks himself. Next to him someone suddenly says "It's a revolution." And they both look at the screaming men.
"With what weapons then?" Growls the one with the coffee. "Stroopwafels and French fries." Is the answer.
"But why? And why here? And why those two of all things? How the hell do you come up with an idea like that?" The older one asks, stunned. "Boredom?" Is the suggestion of the man next to him.
"What did they take?" He asks the younger one. "Drugs." The latter replies. "And you?" He continues. "The same drugs." Laughs the one without coffee.
"So when you're bored, you just make a revolution?" The smaller one asks incredulously. "Or a civil war." The one on the left grins. "The question was retoric." The older one sighs and the one next to him shrugs, "That doesn't mean I won't answer it."
"I swear to you, Pascal, if it goes on like this, it's over for both of them. But they'll definitely get to know the wall." Christian Horner said, slightly annoyed. "Oh, it's all right, Max already knows the wall. He ran into it yesterday at full speed." Laughs the German.
The two of them watch the Formula E driver and the 2-time world champion and Christian wonders whether the younger one might have meant the part about the drugs seriously.
"Burn them! Burn the food killer!" Yells Max and Stoffel replies "We are Belgians. We don't have guns, we have French fries."
"What's that about?" The Brit asks and the Formula E driver answers "Jos put Nutella in the Stroopwafel instead of caramel and then spiced his fries with Italian seasoning."
"But that's a crime, I have to agree with them." Comes from behind and the two turn to Fernando Alonso, startled. "What are you doing here Alonso?" The Red Bull team boss asks and the Spaniard explains "Collecting my son."
"Come on Stoff, time to go before Christian chops your head off." Laughs the oldest driver on the grid and hastily disappears with the young driver.
"Pascal, get out!" Smirks Christian before turning to his own driver "And now explain to me what this is all about."
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First one :)
What a start. But hey, the title is Chaos squad 🤷♀️
Idea 1 is the winner btw! I actually hoped for idea 1 😂
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F1 Chaos Squad!
FanfictionI think the title explains most of the topics. The 2023 grid is chaotic. Very chaotic actually. And that's, what I'm gonna show you! It's basically an F1 House.
