rule breaker; kageyama tobio

the lover boy and his rifels

guns aren't a nice thing to be surrounded with, however currently kageyama wanted nothing more than 12 rifles pointing at him from every direction possibles d shooting at him endlessly until he finally just dropped dead.

the morning after drinking was never nice, he held a killer headache and everything around him was swirling around him. it's even worse though, when the night before you had actually told someone that you were jealous over their ex and consistently implied that you wanted to progress into a relationship with them.

to be fair, kageyama could have easily forgotten about everything said last night due to the amount he drank if it weren't for him being bombarded with messages from hinata on the group chat as well as the others mocking what he said in what seemed to be a video of him. kageyama hasn't actually checked the group chat out of embarrassment and only read his notifications which were just as devastating.

like previously mentioned, kageyama was dying for a gun to shoot him.

kageyama groggily took the pills and water on his bedside table left so graciously by y/n l/n. this meant that at the least she didn't want him to suffer, which was always a good sign.

he flopped back onto the bed but instantly regretted it as the impact lead to a killer headache.

kageyama groaned, vowing to never drink again and wanting nothing more than to sleep in.

sadly, a life of a pro athlete is not as easy as sleeping in when wanted. despite complaining to coach about his hangover, he frankly did not seem to care one bit.

sporting a thick pair on sunglasses, a hoodie and shorts was a hungover kageyama. dreading stepping into the court today as the taunting he would receive would be more than he would like.

alcoholics can't be choosers though, so he ducked it up, inhaled a deep breathe and pushed open the doors to what would usually be his comfort zone, the court.

everyone whipped towards his frame, stifling a giggle or two and he walked in and picked up a ball.

"hey lover boy, how's your girl?" aran teased, causing a roar of laughter to errupt.

"i'm sure daddy and his princess had a lovely time together." suna joined in.

kageyama's eyes slightly widened, not that anyone could tell. he knew what he said was very embarrassing but he didn't fucking know how down bad he sounded as he didn't watch the guy wrenching video.

he quickly opened his phone and clocked onto the group chat, wasting no time to find the video and play it to see exactly what they were referring to.

my lord did kageyama want to conmit. he wanted to shoot anyone that had to witness him in that state and then do a backflip off of the roof of the building. i mean for god sakes , he kept calling himself daddy. how low could he possibly get?

"got to say, i'm disappointed. apparently y/n saw you like that too? yeah you're definitely entering boyfriend zone." atsumu shook his head whilst giving a 'i'm-not-mad-just-disappointed' look.

"fuck, oh my fucking fuck. i've truly lost it, someone harvest my body." kageyama sighed as he dragged his hands along his face. causing his sunglasses to slight fall as a result.

"it's ok! i know we are mocking it but it was kinda cute how you were talking about her. i'm sure she will definitely want you after this!" hinata said optimistically.

"don't be nice shoyo, it's bad. like really really bad, but y/n might like desperate boys." suna chuckled.

"that's just it, im being desperate for a girl i don't even want!-"

"non of that, 'i don't even want her like that' business. after that video, you aren't convincing anyone." sakusa scoffed.

"but i don't! i was drunk as fuck and just saying whatever came to mind." kageyama attempted to defend himself, which was futile regardless. they all looked at him and each other skeptically, clearly not believing what he has to say for himself.

"it's truly never that deep to admit you like her, we won't kill you for liking a girl." aran said.

"see the problem is that you only have y/n, you need to add another girl to your roster because you are currently getting to attached to her." suna stated.

everyone looked at him in shock as he was one to always condemn this kind of behaviour from both kageyama and atsumu.

"i like drama and to see the world burn, sue me" suna joked, rolling his eyes and he focused more on his receives.

"you know, that's actually not a bad idea. this also gives you a chance to practice your pull and this was far more than a push." atsumu said whilst looking deep in thought.

"this is another idea, how about we talk about our feelings like grown men?" hinata suggested, sarcasm dripping from his tone.

"we are grown men, you are just men." kageyama commented with a smirk. hinata scoffed and rolled his eyes in response, taking that as his initiative to leave the conversation before it turned into a hinata-hight-hate-train.

"i'll give it a try, but where do i find these said other women?" kageyama asked, referring to what atsumu was talking about before.

"you're a hot guy, go to a club and just go crazy. no drinks though, that turns you into a full on love bug." atsumu replied.

kageyama's faced flushed in embarrassment, causing the team to laugh once more.

kageyama felt hopeful, maybe this didn't have to end in a violent death.

"oh and by the way, thanks for calling me a kuroo sexy, he really appreciated it." bokuto winked, inviting the other time to laugh even harder than before.

never fucking mind, he forgot this team never forgets any embarrassing moment in history.

AUTHORS NOTE

fun fact: suna had once gotten mocked for months straight online for making a song to this girl he dated in 1st year and posting it. it's still aran's ringtone till this day