Swear Jar's, Candy and smut talk

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Ringleader: Hello people of the Internet.

Ben & Sally: Hey!

Ringleader: I remembered to upload today. *Does a weird happy dance*

Jeff: Finally.

Ringleader: Aww, I knew you liked doing these.

Jeff: Nah I'm just do it for the b*-

Masky: *points to swear jar in his left hand*

Jeff: Lovely fangirls.

Ringleader: Ha. The power of the swear jar.

Masky: I have the power! Hey!

Ben: *Grabs swear jar* No you don't. *walks over to Jeff.*

Ringleader: Jeff, want some hard candy? *Holds out hand with hard candy in it.*

Jeff: Sure. *Takes candy and trys to bite throw it.* F*CK! My tooth!

Everyone: SWEAR JAR!!!

Jeff: *Puts a dollar in.* It broke my tooth.

Ben: Dude its called hard candy for a reason.

Masky: Guys are we going to talk about the smut chapter...

Awkward silence

Ringleader: Nope

Ben & Sally: NO!

Jeff: Nope nope nope.

More awkward silence

Ringleader: So... leave dares and questions for the other writers. *L.J walks in looking paler if that's possible*

Masky: Did you read the smut chapter?

L.J: *Nods*

Ringleader: For F*CK sake! it's just sex people!

Everyone: SWEAR JAR!!!

Ringleader: Damn It!

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