Scary Movie Reference
Me: Wazup~
Jeff: Wazap~
Ben: Wazap~
Slender: Wazap~
Everyone that was introduced in the book so far: Wazup~
Me: Ok then now that we got that out the way let's do some stuff
Everyone: *Disappears except Slender Jeff and Ben*
Me: Rude!
Jeff: I wanna do the Jeff Show
Ben: I think there should be a Ben Show
Slender: Da Slender Show sounds waaaaay better
Slender, Jeff and Ben: *arguing over who should get a show*
Me: How about a reality show
Jeff: Yes! That sounds awesome. And it shall be called...
KEEPING UP WITH THE WRITER-CHAN!
Me: Keeping up with the writer-chan
Jeff: Yep. All in favor
Everyone: *raises hand*
Me: Why not *raises hand*
Narrator: Keeping up with Author-Chan is gonna be difficult
Me: Sitting on the couch reading my Ouran high school host club manga
Narrator: Maybe not... But with her friends it is
Jeff: I lost my knife!
Ben: I'm not Link!
Slender: Eh, my life is actually awesome
Narrator: Charell has to make difficult decisions
Armin: Pick me! (uptop)
Mikaela: Pick me! (Uptop)
Me: Why (~>__
Narrator: Jeff is losing his knives. Where can they be going?
Jeff: Not another knife
Ben: *has all of Jeff's knives* Stupid
Narrator: Will Ben ever be called Ben
Ben: Hey beautiful
Girl: Hi Link
Ben: *stares at girl* fuck you
Narrator: Is Slenders life as perfect as he says it is?
Slender: Wow! 100dollars
Narrator: Watch Keeping up with Author-Chan to find out
Me: I think the show is gonna be a success
Jeff: I'm gonna get paid
Ben: I'm gonna be Ben and NOT Link (In gonna put the link rap just to make mad)
Me: L to the I to the N to the K
Ben: Prepare to die!
Me: NOOOO!
I AM HALF AWAKE SO THIS CHAPTER MAY SUCK. SO LISTEN TO THIS SONG AND I HOPE IT MAKE UP FOR IT. BYYYYEEEE!
Listen at your own risk it cusses (Ooooo)