Me: Hi people of the world! I am here with just Jeff because I have questions.
Jeff: About what?
Me: Your Wikipedia page....What the heck
Jeff: Oh....that. Well ummm yeah. I have no excuse for that
Me: So those weren't lies?
Jeff: Well. It's not my fault I'm an insane killer you know.
Me: No I don't know. I'm really scared right now.
Jeff: Maybe your just tired. I know! Just go to sleep
Me: I'm out I'm not doing this. Nope! *walks away*
Jeff: I'm just kidding. Jeez. Come back. Let's do some dares
Me: Look I hardly know anyone. Wikipedia sucks at giving information so I'd rather talk with Jeff thanks do dares.
Jeff: That was mean.
*Awkward Silence*
Jeff: So is it just gonna be me and you
Me: Oh that's for reminding me I forgot. I thought it would be fun if I brought some Attack on Titan members here to talk since I can be more comfortable around them.
Jeff: What? This is supposed to be Creepypasta.
Me: Will it make you feel better if I called this chapter The Jeff Show?
Jeff: Sounds legit.
Me: So in this closet we have my favorite AoT characters. *Points to random closet*
Jeff: This is the Jeff show. I host the things.
Me: *rolls eyes*
Jeff: So everyone can come out the closet!
AoT Characters: Walk out closet
Jeff: We have Scarf Girl *Points to Mikasa* That blonde chick *Points to Armin* Shorty *Points to Levi* And....you *Points to Eren*
Me: Jeffrey I'm gonna say this once. Scarf Girl is Mikasa. The blonde chick is Armin and he's a boy. Shorty is Levi. And that kid is Eren.
Jeff: Ok mom. Anyway let's start the questions.
Me: Levi-
Levi: No
Me: But I didn't ask you a question.
Levi: Tsk. Fine brat. What?
Me: Ask a question
Levi: Do you like to clean?
Jeff: Cleaning isn't my thing. I like knives though.
Mikasa: Can they kill titans?
Eren: Titan is my trigger!
Mikasa: Eren you are a titan.
Jeff: You're a Titan? Cool
Levi: Great we have another Hanji.
Jeff: I don't like your attitude
Levi: Tsk. Brat.
Me: Do you forget what we were supposed to be doing?!
Jeff: Oh, questions.
Armin: I wanna ask!
Eren: Do you hate Titans?
Armin: But I wanted to ask.
Jeff: Too bad!
Me and Levi: Tsk. This is chaos.
Me: *gasp* Finally someone who agrees.
Levi: *rolls eyes* I'm leaving *teleports*
Me: Nooo! Levi take me with you!
Eren: Do you hate Titans or not!
Jeff: Aren't you a Titan?
Eren: Well, Yeah
Jeff: In that case yeah. I do hate Titans.
Eren: I don't like you *teleports*
Me: Jeff be nicer or else everyone will be gone. It's only me, you, Armin and Mikasa.
Mikasa: *teleports to find Eren*
Me: It's only me, you and Armin
Armin: Can I ask my question now?
Jeff: Ugh, sure
Armin: Do you like strategies
Jeff: Actually I do! I have to use them when I plan to kill someone.
Armin: And that's my cue to leave *teleports*
Jeff: Thank goodness he's gone. Charell I have to tell you something.
Me: What?
Jeff: This isn't your best chapter
Me: Well I kinda forgot it was my day.
Jeff: Lies
Me: *puts head down* yeah I know. I had no ideas. Can we just end the chapter.
Jeff: Yes. Hear on the Jeff show we do a closing song.
Me: I'm not doing the song.
Jeff: *pulls out knife* want me to persuade you
Me: You wouldn't
Jeff: I would
Me: Fine, just keep your knife away from my Ouran Highschool Host Club poster.
Jeff: *puts knife away* Song. Now!
Me and Jeff: The Jeff Show is over. I hope you had a great time. See you tomorrow. If I don't you better not be surprised if I'm in your closet. Mkay Bye.
Me: That song will give children nightmares you know
Jeff: I have no problem with that
Me: I'm leaving *Teleports*
Jeff: Bye people of the world *teleports*
This chapter was brought to you by Armin's scream. I'm a terrible person...
