Me: Hello people of the world. I'm kinda mad because my Wattpad service has been down which ment I could hardly do anything. Was anyone else having that problem or was it just me
Jeff: Probably just you
Me: Thanks that helps alot
Jeff: Your welcome
Me: *rolls eyes* Anyway I really want to do dares I suck at that big time, and I am not playing spin the bottle
Jeff: Because your are afraid
Me: Boy, Please
Jeff: So who are are guests for The Jeff Show
Me: The Jeff Show was a one time thing dude
Jeff: Aww. Are we still having guests?
Me: Yeah we have Slender and Ben.
Jeff: Oh, why Ben this chapter
Me: Because He reminds me of Link from Legend of Zelda.
Jeff: He is Link from Legend of Zelda,stupid
Me: Oh. Don't call me stupid!
Jeff: Ok. Let's just introduce the people.
Slender: Yeah hurry up its cramped in this closet. Why do you always keep us in a closet?
Me: BECAUSE I LIKE CLOSETS! Anyway you guys can come out now.
Slender: Finally there was this weird guy in there
Jeff: You mean him *points to guy*
Slender: Yes I don't even know who he is.
Me: *pulls out book and reading glasses* well it says-
Jeff: Well on my phone it says he is an Enderman. An Enderman is supposed to be a copy of Slenderman. That explains why he's following you. Ooo, it says when you kill them they drop Enderpearls!
Me: I was gonna read that before you interrupted me.
Jeff: Who cares *pulls out his knife* I want Enderpearls! *Tries to kill the Enderman*
Enderman: *Teleports*
Ben: I didn't finish it says the way to kill them is with water.
Me: We need a lot of water then because this dude is tall.
Jeff: I know. *looks in Endermans eyes*
Enderman: HDHDJWKSVALE *goes out side and gets dirt*
Slender: What the fu-
Me: *glares*
Slender: Fun Unicorns
Me: Nice save
Enderman: *comes back in and throws dirt at Jeff* HDHDHD
Jeff: Hey what's his problem?
Me: Well since this is an Enderman you don't look into his eyes. That's a basic rule.
Jeff: Make him stop!
Ben: Ok so we have to pour water in the Enderman to get the Enderpearl and get him to stop throwing dirt at Jeff
Me: Yeah but we need a plan
Slender: *already have water and pours it on the Enderman*
Me: Or that works
Enderman: *Drops an Enderpearl*
Jeff: YAY! Enderpearls
Me: Ok so before that Enderman came what were we doing...Oh yeah I was gonna ruin some lives starting with Jeff.
