Jay
I put the car into park and stopped the engine. It has been a while since I have been here. I look over at Archer, noticing him looking for something under the passenger seat. "What are you looking for?" I'd question. He'd shrug, "Just curious if...ah here." He'd retrieve an old-looking coat. "This was from like a few years ago... I'm shocked it's still here." He'd get out of the car, putting the coat on. I'd get out of the car shortly after. He was so obsessed with coats...maybe it was a comfort thing...I'd smile walking up to the cow as Archer was putting his coat on. "We have to take a picture in front of it!" I'd say excited. He'd let out a deep chuckle, shrugging. "Eh...Why not?" I'd set my phone on the bumper of a car, allowing us to be in the view, I had set a timer and posed in front of the cow. I'd feel Archer's hands come around my waist and pick me up. The cow was about twelve feet tall but I feel like I could touch its head if I tried to. I'd put my hand on the cow like I was petting it. My phone made a clicking noise, saying that the photo was taken. I'd wait for Archer to set me down before going to see the photo.
I'd smile, looking at the photo. "Look! You're smiling!" "It's only for the sake of the photo..." He'd say rolling his eyes. I'd shake my head. "I think you actually were happy there." He'd chuckle softly. "Sure, Muffin." He'd walk towards the restaurant. I'd smile, following him. "You should give me your phone number later so I can send you it." He'd chuckle, "Maybe I will." He'd open the door, standing on the side of it to let me in first. "Thank you." I'd smile walking inside. "Welcome to Mamloin Stockade! How many are in your party?" Archer would look at the man, shrugging. "Just us two." He'd nod. "Alrighty. That'll be seven ninety-nine with your discount." He'd reach in his wallet before pausing, "What discount...?" The man would pause, "Your senior discount?" I couldn't help but laugh at this. Archer would let out a groan, "I'm not that goddamn old..." The man would nod, "My apologies...I believe it is just your...masculinity?" Archer would hand over his card, "Just...charge me." He'd nod, swiping the card. The receipt would print and he'd wrap the receipt around the card. "So sorry about that...enjoy your time." He'd smile. Archer would snatch his card and shove it back in his wallet, groaning. I'd smile, bringing him to the other side of the restaurant. It was practically a buffet. I would pick up two plates and hand one to him. "You can get anything you want from the buffet tables." He'd nod, "And this is one of your favorite places to eat?" I'd nod, "Cheap and all you can eat!" He'd chuckle softly, "Yeah...I suppose so..." I'd pick up some steak and mashed potatoes, sitting down at a table. Archer sat across from me, his plate mirrored mine. "You copied me." I'd say with a chuckle. Archer would look at me, "I suppose we have the same taste." I'd smile, shrugging before I went to eat my food. After a few moments of silence and stuffing our faces with the steak that was probably artificial, I finally spoke up. "So what crazy mission-impossible thing did you have to do today?" He'd let out a deep chuckle. "You're adorable when you have no idea what you are speaking about..." He'd lean over the table, his hand reaching out to me. I froze before feeling his finger wipe something off my cheek. "No...I don't go on 'missions'. I practically wait around until my boss wants me to knock someone off."I'd nod slowly. "So what did you do today?" He'd shrug, "I don't really need to do anything, since I'm a boss...but Milo did our expense reports, and Ms. Angela did our filing to make sure we are getting money in." I'd yawn. "Seems boring..." He'd chuckle slightly, "Well...I'm sure it's going to get interesting now that I've fucked with the Ferramos'." I'd nod, "What do you think is going to happen?" He'd shrug, "It depends on if the Ferramos are going to take the situation well...if they don't take the situation well, I can assume that the Ferramos are going to want to pick a fight with us...you know, unless we talk it through." He'd shrug, eating the last of his food. "But hell, I could have someone go out and kill him if he really becomes an issue." I'd nod slowly. "Who would go kill him?" He'd chuckle, "Well...Jammie and Ms. Angela are the best I've got...I can't send them to go get the insane maniac..." "Do you have any other people below you?" I questioned. He'd chuckle, "Of course...Tony, Duron, Erina, and...what the hell was his name...wait..." He'd stare down at the table, his eyes furrowing. "Give me a minute..." He'd stand from the table retrieving his phone from his pocket. He'd dial a number before leaving the restaurant to go outside. At least we were done with our food......I sat in the passenger seat. Archer was driving with his hands tightly on the wheel. I'd look at him, "Who was the last one?" He narrows his eyes, "Last one?" I'd nod. "The last one that you didn't mention?" He'd chuckle, and look back at the road again. "I'm pretty sure he's related to the nut-job I beat up earlier this night. We can't have a spy on us, so we'll have a...talk with him tomorrow." I'd nod, yawning. "Tell me all about it tomorrow...Okay?" He'd chuckle, "Yeah...Sure Muffin..." I'd shut my eyes, feeling Archer hit everything and anything lying in the road. I couldn't tell if this was on purpose or if he was genuinely a horrible driver. I suppose I was going to have an interesting time with this guy before he either disappeared or got rid of me...Yeah...sounds like the dream.
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A Muffin a Day
ФанфикJay sits on their bed and waits for their video game to load. It was lonely in their house today. Nobody was there other than her. Suddenly she got a phone call from the home phone. She went to answer but heard nothing but faint breathing. Suddenly...