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Miraculously Awkward (MLB#1)

I saw this headcannon on Pintrest that said something like Marichat movie night and then Alya shows up unannounced so Chat is hiding under Mari's desk in the dark and then Alya starts talking about how she has a new plan for Marinette to confess to Adrien. Adrien as Chat Noir, of course, hears all of this from underneath her desk, but so does Plagg. And so then Alya and Marinette see a flash of green from underneath her desk, and then bam. Cue threeway freakout.

This is set after Gang of Secrets, so Alya knows Marinette's identity throughout this oneshot.

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I'm gonna do it.

Plagg, no! Terrible timing! Also, don't I have like 2 hours left?

It's great timing, what do you mean? And I control when you detransform. I'm gonna do it.

Plagg I swear on all the cammenbert in the world if you-

3, 2...

PLAGG! DO NO UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES RELEA-

Adrien could only sit there and watch as the bright neon green light filled the dark room, giving away his position underneath Marinette's deak. This wasn't going to end well.

"What was that?" He heard Alya say, and there was a shuffling sound as the brunette made her way over to the desk. Adrien started to panic. There was nowhere for him to hide, and he was wearing his most recognizeable outfit. There was no way that his friends wouldn't know that it was him, even if he buried his face in something, the white shirt, blue jeans, and bright orange tennis shoes with his father's brand logo on them would give him away, 100%.

Adrien glared at Plagg, trying to telepahtically communicated with him while not transformed. This is all your fault. If things end badly this is on you. If Ladybug gets mad, this is on you. Got it?If I have to stop being Chat Noir, this is your fault. Adrien thought maybe he was imagining the giant troublemaker grin that Plagg was wearing. "W-wait! Alya don't-!" Adrien heard Marinette cry just before Alya reached him. She turned her phone flashlight towards him and it and shined upon him. He held up his hand to block the light, and as his eyes adjusted, he braced for her reaction to finding out it was him behind the mask.

Alya did not dissappoint. Her jaw dropped. Through the floor, if that was possible. Adrien was pretty sure that she would've passed out if she hadn't started screaming at him. He didn't catch all the words, but there were a few explitives thrown in there, along with something about it being so stupid that she couldn't figure it out, his name and his alter ego, oblivious cinnamon roll, and Dark Cupid? Oblivio? What in the world was this girl on?

Adrien was so distracted with Alya yelling at him that he failed to notice Marinette's face go pale ghostly white until Plagg pipped up with "Adrien your girl is about to pass out." Adrien's gaze snapped to Marinette, and he lunged to catch her before her head hit the ground. He carefully lifted her up and onto the chaise lounge, moving her laptop out of the way and onto her desk, making sure that there was a pillow behind her head so she would be comfortable when she woke up, at the very least.

Alya stayed silent while Adrien made Marinette comfortable on the chaise, and he took a deep breath when he finished cleaning up the movie snacks that had spilt in his haste to get hidden before Alya came up. He turned to face her and held up a hand. "Before you begin badgering me with a million questions, I will answer 3. That is it. Unless Marinette has more when she wakes up. Choose wisely. Go."

"Chat Noir."

"That's me."

"Why are you here, in Mari's bedroom, at 10pm on a Thursday night?" Alya asked after a moment's pause paired with a glance at her watch.