A New Life

Big Time Revenge. Big Time.

We needed something big. Something she would never be able to top. Something brave. Something bold. Okay, wow, I just sounded like I was speaking for a commercial, but really. If it's that bad, then if she got us back with something worse, that would be very deadly. Me, Willow, and Bella were trying to think of an idea, none of them were good enough though. We just need one good idea. Just one. And it came. Bella thought of an in-genius idea. Something that would just ruin her life, not kill her. We don't want to be arrested for murder.

So, Jaden's favorite desert is a brownie, and Lina and Bella's parents used to be these weird care-takers for these animals in the wild. Some of them needed to fatten up, so they fed the animals this powder in their food. Jaden is pretty skinny, right? And cheerleaders need to be skinny, right? We decided to pretty much ruin her chance at getting to Eric. >:D Bella would steal some of that powder stuff. Willow would cook brownies, but put that stuff into them. Jaden wouldn't be able to resist them. But, in order for her to get fat, she needed to eat at least 30 of those brownies. So, how do we do this without her getting suspicious? Well, we were going to pretend that she had a secret admirer who randomly left brownies at her locker. Since one batch makes 10 brownies, we would leave her brownies for 3 days. After that, she slowly gets fatter as the days go by. This was going to be in-genius.

Our plan went into effect 3 days AFTER we came up with the plan. It's because Bella couldn't sneak the stuff until 2 days after the plan, and Willow couldn't bake them until she had the powder. And, it was perfect the way that Willow made them! She put the powder on top so that it looked like confectioners sugar! But, just in case, to cover our tracks, we hired someone to put the brownies in front of her locker. Ms.Beequis' daughter. She wasn't like Ms.Beequis, and she surely wasn't a snich. So, we could trust her to deliver them, that, and, well, she was Jaden's locker neighbor. We did this for three days. By the end of the week, she was kicked off the cheer squad, and she looked like a marshmellow and a pillow had a baby. It was hysterical the way she waddled, also, everyone thought she was pregnant!! Hillarious!!