The Internet Friend

Chapter 13: All is Fair in Love and War

Nia's POV

When I woke up in the morning I found myself in my bed. Jasper must of carried me up here and tucked me in and wait... changed my clothes? I nudged Jasper awake. First I started poking his side, then his face, nothing worked. Then an evil idea popped into my head. I pulled his shirt up revealing his perfect six pack. C'mon Nia don't get distracted, focus. I lifted my hand and boom I smacked his abs waking him right up.

"WHAT THE FUCK NIA?"

I coward under the covers murmuring, "I tried to wake you up that the only choice I had."

"Well you're gunna get it, just watch and wait for it, you'll never know when it's coming."

Right as he ended the sentence I felt my body being dragged out from under the covers and on to the hard wood. My body hit the floor with a lid thump.

"HEY NOT NICE!" I yelled at Jasper

"Sorry babe payback is a bitch." he winked and walked down the stairs to do who knows what.

I chased him down the stairs with that one question still on my mind, did he do anything when he was changing me?"

I found him looking around in the cupboards in the kitchen.

"Hey princess where do you keep pancake batter?"

"Third cupboard, second shelf." I replied.

As he started getting the pancake batter mixes together i grabbed the eggs to make scrambled eggs.

"So did you do anything when you were changing me while I was asleep?" I shyly asked while cracking the eggs in the pan.

"What? Why would you ask me that? You can trust me babe I didn't do anything I just put your clothes on as quickly as I could without staring."

I blushed and couldn't conjure up anything to reply back so I worked on the eggs adding a little pinch of salt and pepper.

"Look Nia I'm not going to rush into things with you, everything special takes time, like me coming to see you it took years until this moment happened and now look at us!"

I sheepishly nodded agreeing with him. Why would I ever think he would do that? Wow I'm so mean I shouldn't of jumped to conclusions, gosh I'm a horrible person.

Right as I looked up at Jasper he flung a handful of flour right in my face. I was blinded and covered with flour everywhere. Some even got into my mouth, disgusting. As soon as I got the flour out of my eyes I grabbed a fist full of flour and chucked it at Jasper when he wasn't looking. I continued to dump all the eggs on to a plate as if nothing happened.

Out of the corner of my eye I see Jasper digging around in the fridge looking for who knows what? So I decided to sneak the can of cheese spray out of the pantry when he was searching in the fridge. Right before his head popped out from behind the fridge I squirted two mounds of cheese spread on his butt cheeks.

I fell down clutching my stomach in laughter. Jasper gave me the dirtiest look when he felt his shorts full of cheese spread. So he did the unthinkable... sat on me. I quickly tried to push him off but he weight a ton so I was just squirming under his weight with the cheese spread spreading around my clothes. He finally got off of me after a couple minutes of kicking and punching.

"Oh it's on Jersey Boy." I smirked

"Oh it's on brother!" Yelled Jasper quoting Hulk Hogan.

We started chucking anything we could get our hands on. Next thing you know I found food coloring and Jasper looked like a unicorn just puked rainbows all over him. Just at that moment everything halted at a stop.

"What on God's planet are y'all doing in my hitching having a food fight?!" questioned my dad.

"Well we umm... ugh... It was Jasper's fault" I said pointing at him.

My father quickly looked at Jasper giving him the daggers.

"I'm sorry sir we'll clean this all up right now..."

"I can't believe you guys had a food fight without me," right as those words left his mouth an egg cracked on my petunia (my word for a girls no no's).

I immediately fell down clutching my pentunia. "SOLDIER DOWN, GENERAL TAKE THE ENEMY DOWN!" I yelled from the floor.

"Copy that soldier!" And Jasper flung a chunk of meat at my dads head.

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So that's about it for this chapter I had the BIGGEST writers block and I couldn't think of anything. Sorry for the LOOOOONG ASS WAIT YALL. Hopefully this somewhat makes up for it. 😅😅 Don't kill me