Nobody's pov!
Drift- "I love you more than the brimstone loves the fire
More than Beelze loves her bub
More than a maggot loves gangrenous stubs
You make my spark sing, yeah, you make me glad I live in Hell
Our love is a story sweet to tell
Yeah, you cast a special satanic spell over my heart
Love is a journey we decided to start
Yeah, I hope we'll never ever be apart."
Drift- "I love you, I love you, I love you
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you
I love you, I love you, I love you
I love you, I love you-"
Drift continued but then was cut off.
Two random Mech's "I love you, I love you, I love you (Hahahaha)"
Two other Mechs voice boxes mocked him, suddenly a purple, blue and red smoke fogged through from behind him.
Megatron- "Who's singing love songs in my lustful lounge?"
Starscream- "Megs' ain't the place for sentimental sounds."
Megatron- "What'd you expect from a proprietor like us?"
A deep but mock-full voice box said,
Starscream- "Your decepticon host, Megatron, the embodiment of lust~"
Megatron- "Give me a thrust."
Starscream- "(Bwa-bwa-bwa-bwa-bwa)"
Megatron- "Yeah, show me some lust"
Starscream- "(Bwa-bwa-bwa-bwa-brr)"
Megatron- "From the groin to the bust
In desire, we trust
In the house of Megatron,"
Starscream- "(Bwa-bwa-bwa-bwa-bwa-bwa-bwa—)
(Trumpet! Ha!)"
Megatron- "Little bot, you came here to sing your serenade
Perform your feelings on a velvety stage
Well, we got a saying that's popular in these parts
Starscream- "Only little glitches strum the strings of their sparks"
Megatron- "You wanna hang around this lustful town?
Ditch the lovey-dovey before we knock you around
Here we sing about wants and desires~"
Starscream- "Depravity, savagery, loins hotter than fire!~"
Megatron- "So, give me a thrust
Show me some lust
From the groin to the bust
Little bot, you just must
In the house of Megatron,
Come on, sing us a song
Make sure the subject is gettin' it on
Make it graphic and tactfully long."
Starscream- "Be sure to rhyme 'spike' and 'pipe'"
Megatron- "Go ahead, your mic's on."
Drift- "I want to—"
Starscream- Yeah, what do you want?
Aft stuff? lubricant play? Bondage?"
Drift- "Make gentle love to you"
"Ugh, what a limp-spike bot
You're really killin' the vibe
Get a load of this dweeb
And his unsatisfied Mech."
Ratchet- "Hey, now! I've watched those two get stabbed many times"
Drift- "What? Ratchet!?"
Ratchet- "And, honestly, they make war look relatively exciting!"
Starscream- "Is that Ratchet? So, you're showin' your face?
Hey, everybody, this guy's a total disgrace!
Some nerve you got to comment on a relationship
Last I checked, your love life is a pile of shit!"
WheelJack (being stupid)- "Oh, Ratchet?
I used to date him."
Random Bots- "(Date him, date him)"
Ratchet- "(Oh, WheelJack, you are here...)"
WheelJack- "I'd stroke him and I'd fellate him"
Random Bots- "(Fellate him, fellate him)"
WheelJack- "Yeah, but when it was my turn"
Random Bots- "(My turn, my turn)"
WheelJack- "He did no reciprocatin'."
Some other Bot- "(What a spike-bag)"
"A selfish bot in the sheets, and just as bad in the streets
A reckless, heart-breaking freak"
Megatron- "Who's that at your table?
Is your date a Prime?"
Optimus, is that you?"
Really random Mech-
"Are you sleepin' with an Prime!?"
Megatron-
"Woo! My Prime brother, how the mighty do fall
You used to have a smokin' femme, a sparkling, you had it all
I hope you didn't give it up so you and him could get it up."
Megatron- "You sold your life for a thrust!
Now, that's the spirit of lust
Grab your groin or a bust
You better get your head mussed
Pretend you don't see that crust
Hump 'til your junk turns to dust
In the house of Megatro—"
AHHHHH THIS WAS SOMETHING— ANYWAYS IM BACK!!!!!
YOU ARE READING
Transformer x Reader
FanfictionI WANNA FUCK AN AUTOBOT/DECEPTICON RRRREEEEEEAAAAALLLLLLL BBBBAAAAADDDD ⚠️MOST OF THESE HUMANS ARE FEMALE!!⚠️
