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Arwen: happy anniversary
Eowyn: thanks, you too
Arwen: isn't it ironic that we have the same anniversary day? You and Faramir, and Aragorn and I
Eowyn: very ironic
Arwen: so what are you guys doing later today
Eowyn: we're going paragliding
Arwen: really? we're going skydiving
Eowyn: after that we're going on a boat ride
Arwen: huh, we're going to the beach
Eowyn: then we're going to eat a five-course meal for dinner
Arwen: we're eating a six-course meal
Eowyn: then we're going to have a world-renowned baker make us dessert at her restaurant
Arwen: we're going to have a better world-renowned baker make us dessert, but he's going to wherever we want him to, so probably on the beach
Eowyn: fine, but i'm still the shield maiden of Rohan
Arwen: and i'm elven royalty
Eowyn: my bf's a captain
Arwen: mine's the king, so...
Eowyn: well faramir's fabulous, so...
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Texting with Lord of the Rings
FanficA light-hearted book in which the famous characters use the modern form of sending messages - texting.