This is a short update... I hope you enjoy!
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Celeborn: can you go pick up food from a grocery store? i'm starving!
Galadriel: the fellowship is coming soon to Lothlórien... can't you go yourself?
Celeborn: i am fire. i am death.
Galadriel: ?
Celeborn: i was trying the "you're not you when you're hungry" strategy
Celeborn: i thought you would've given me a snickers candy bar
Celeborn: you know, since I'm hungry
Read by Galadriel
Celeborn: i'll just go to store myself
Galadriel: just don't burn the store down, Smaug
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Texting with Lord of the Rings
Hayran KurguA light-hearted book in which the famous characters use the modern form of sending messages - texting.
