Punk! (Hobie x Reader)

Ummm

  Up at noon again today.

  "Get up, baby, I'm full of energy this morning," I kiss his face all over.

  "Stop dat, I've got nothin' left in me," he groans.

  I laugh. "I've got more. Just say when," I tug his boxers.

  "Devil!" Faster than I can see he throws a pillow at my face.

  When I'm back up right he's getting dressed. "Where you going?"

  "Dunno. Can't stay 'ere wit' 'ou."

  I roll my eyes.

  "Gonna meet da mandem atta pub, you in?"

  "The band?"

  "No," he says. Is he trying to hide a smile?

  "Hobie?"

  "I've gotta surprise, bird, get dressed."

  "Okay," I smile. I love surprises.

We leave for errands first. Laundry, bills, shopping for food.

I come to the whipped cream. "Would you—?"

"Yeh," and he grabs a can and chucks it in the cart.

We check out and at the end of the day we hit the bar.

We decide to walk.

"Sooo, am I about to meet someone?"

"Yeh, ma boi Miles."

"Miles..... milesss? Don't reacaaaalllll....."

"Gwendy's boi,"

"Oh! Yes, I remember now. But then I've spoiled the surprise for myself."

"Nah, dat ain't it."

  The surprise was that they saved the multiverse and found a way to save Miles's dad and thus, save her and her dad.

  Guys I've lost motivation. I'm just gonna wait for the next movie, I'm sorry. Plenty of other books out there though, you'll be okay. Love you all. The end.