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Shanks: You need to be more careful!
Xuri, who was dragged into Shanks' issue: Careful? CAREFUL?! I'LL CAREFULLY WRAP MY HANDS AROUND YOUR THROAT-
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Xuri: Why do humans have different blood groups?
Luffy: So mosquitoes can enjoy different flavors.
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Hoshiko: And then they ran into my knife. They ran into my knife ten times.
Alcirah: You mean you stabbed them?
Hoshiko: They ran into my knife.
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Shanks: I came out here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.
Xuri who had tea spilled over her dress, holding a broom: I wonder why...
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Shanks: I know where you live.
Mihawk: Where?
Shanks: In a castle.
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Mihawk: Life could be worse, Xuri.
Xuri: Life could be a lot better too!
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Shanks: *bites lip* Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
Xuri with her sword: That isn’t gonna work, kneel down.
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Xuri, to Mihawk: You drink too much, speak less, and your morals are highly questionable.
Mihawk: …
Xuri: You are everything I’ve ever wanted in a best friend.
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Xuri: I love sarcasm! It’s like punching people in the face, but with words!
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*Xuri and Valerie sitting in jail together*
Risa: So who should we call?
Xuri: I’d call Hoshiko, but I feel safer in jail
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Buggy: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Xuri: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Luffy: Smad.
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Xuri: Guys… the Marines just saw us—
Mr.3: It was Mr.2!
Bon Clay: It was Mr.3!
Buggy: It was Straw Hat!
Luffy: It was me!
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Xuri: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell.
Buggy, Bon Clay, Mr.3, and Luffy: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!
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Xuri: I can't believe you live nearby, and you won't let anyone crash at your place.
Sabo: You people already know too much about me.
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Fanfiction📌[ STORY ON HOLD ] Upon getting possibly one of the rarest Devil fruit to exist, how will this girl use her newfound abilities in this Great Pirate Era? ❗️- One Piece and it's characters belong to Eiichiro Oda. I only own my Ocs