Sunshine Drama Isle

Episode 6 - Boiling Point

Author's Note: Getting older means acknowledging your faults... and my GOD do those first five episodes have a ton. Sorry.

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Toadsworth: Previously on Sunshine Drama Isle (this name is so dumb)... Hammer was pissed at his alliance for leaving him out of the vote, and Wario felt like he was on an island all on his own. Fortunately for them, a Tribe Swap would split up the two tribes into three tribes of six! Gelato adjusted to their new situation with a Sirena majority, Sirena was all Gelato with the exception of Wario -- which was what he was thankful for -- and the new Ricco tribe had an even split. However, after Sirena lost the immunity challenge, Wario realized he was, once again, on an island all on his own. Though he tried his best, his efforts were futile, and he was voted out unanimously. 17 remain, who will be voted out tonight?

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Sirena Tribe - Night 13

Peach: Walking back to the Sirena camp felt good. I had a plan, and I successfully executed it! Yay me! Hopefully, we don't lose again any time soon, but if we do... sorry Yoshi.

Boo: Wario was trying to get everyone to vote me off... If Yoshi really wanted me gone over Wario, he would have gotten it done. But he didn't. He's my friend, and I am thankful.

Yoshi: These votes don't get easier, but... I'm positive I made the right decision.

Daisy: Fun night.

Yoshi: Let's not do that again any time soon.

Sirena murmurs agreements. They start a fire with one of the lit torches and get warm, before remembering that they need to eat.

Rosalina: Say... do we remember where Wario said the food stash was?

Sirena looks between each other before realizing that they have no idea where Wario said it was. Their stomachs grumble in unison.

Daisy: Oh no... none of you smarty pants remember?

Yoshi: He never told me about a food stash, just that banana tree!

Peach: Let's not panic... We'll figure this out...

Daisy: Can't believe I'm saying this... but maybe we should have kept Wario. Or, at least made him give us another tour, damnit.

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Ricco Tribe - Day 14

Kamek: Grr... not here.

Mario: Whatcha lookin' for?

Kamek: GAH! Mario, where the fuck did you come from!?

Mario: You kiss your mother with that mouth?

Kamek: Nah, I kiss yours.

Mario: Ooooh, he's a MILF fucker now. Maybe I'll just tell the whole tribe you were looking for the idol.

Kamek: I was not.

Kamek: Oh, I TOTALLY was, but I'm not telling this Jersey Shore reject a damn thing!

Mario: And I'm the Mayor of New Donk City! Listen, man, I didn't come here to fight with you-

Kamek: Coulda fooled me...

Mario: Let me finish, four eyes! Damn, this is why your type gets shoved into lockers and shit! 

Kamek: Quit threatening me and get to the point, guido!

Mario: I WAS gonna suggest an alliance, but I guess you're too good for me.

Kamek: And why would you want to align with me?