Warning: Based of tiktoks, vines, and also from incorrect quote generator, dark, cursing, crackfic
Theo: You need a hobby.
Arthur: I have a hobby!
Theo: Fawning over Y/N is not a hobby
Comte: I ran into Jean in the kitchen at 1 AM last night and when I asked them what they were doing, they just shrugged, said "these are my roaming hours," and wandered off, strumming vaguely on their guitar.
MC: Yeah that's what we call an emo phase..
Arthur : *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*
Isaac: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?
Arthur : I- I-
Arthur : I don't know the correct answer to that question.
Jean, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.
Faust: Do you care if I take the skin off this Furby?
Faust: I want to make him a god. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us.
Faust: I also want to softhack his circuits.
Vlad: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.
*Dazai rushes by with an armful of water bottles*
Theo: What's going on?
Isaac: Dazai wouldn't drink water.
Theo: ...And?
Arthur: And I asked them how fast they could chug an entire bottle.
Faust, loudly: 16 OUNCES IN TEN SECONDS, BITCHES!
Vincent, excitedly: Heeyy!!
Dazai : Hey, someone's excited.
Jean, deadpan: Yeah, and it's making me sick. *jealous*
Isaac: Jellyfish have survived for 600,000 years without brains...
Arthur/Dazai/Charles: A ray of hope for me!
Vlad: Hey Comte, do you have feelings for me?
Comte: Yeah, anger.
Leonardo: Silence is golden.
Napoleon: Duct tape is silver.
POV: 2 of the boys take a test..
Theo: Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this!
Arthur : Apparently not.
Vlad : What's up? I'm back.
Comte: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead
Vlad : Death is a social construct.
Isaac: You're alive.
Dazai/Arthur: There's no need to sound so disappointed.
Mama Comte: How's practice going?
Jean: Terrible. I want to stab everybody there.
Papa Leonardo: Okay, just don't get any blood on your clothes.
Mama Comte: ...you shouldn't be condoning this.
Papa Leonardo: Don't tell me how to live my life.
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