Warning: Steven being Steven, crack fic, Vincent ends up crying
Mozart: I am a professional musician.
Steven: You sound like how dust tastes!
Steven: Stoopid, you failed at one job!
Mozart: Q_Q
Arthur: Chinese food is mid tho'
Steven: WHAT THE HAIL YOU SAY?!
Steven: You failure! How dare you!?
Steven: *Whips out slipper* I will send you to jesus.
Steven: Do you play the piano?
Sebastian: I never learned :/
Steven: What the hail?
Steven: Use your asian talent, stoopid
Sebastian: *starts playing Beethoven* *starts freaking out and confused* What the- I didn't know I could do that!?
Steven: Stoopid.
Napoleon: This corn tastes good (OvO).
Steven: Ah, for you my friend, a free shipment of bejing corn for you
Napoleon: Wha-
Napoleon: *looks at the can cover*
Napoleon: Whattt?!
Vincent: I made this painting ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿
Steven: You had the option to be a doctor or lawyer
Vincent: ....
Steven: YOU CHOSE A PAINTER?! Macdonald employees get paid more than you! And you chose to be a PAINTER? You failure!
Vincent: ( つ̥︣﹏╰̥̥）
Theo: *murderous thoughts intensify*
Dazai: Hel-
Steven: I can smell the failure you have.
Dazai: ....
Steven: You probably don't know how to cook rice, lah
Steven: Stoopid.
Dazai: QnQ
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