Would I be able to fight the ikevamp bois?

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Warning: Contains spoilers for routes/events, cursing

Isaac: Yes. Mostly bc if u saw him, he looks kinda weak. However I would not be the first 2 enable a fight nor him.

Wolfie: Most likely. Honestly, Wolf looks boney and skinny but if he wanted 2 he could f*** me up (he is taller than me tho) But i would not be likely 2 enable a fight with him unless he pissed me off nor would he.

Arty the hoe: hmm maybe.. Arthur could f*** me up but he strikes me as the kind of person that's like 'no, hitting a woman is BAD' but if I tried I could overpower him.

Theo: Hell no. He would slap me and put me in a crate. My dude is like 172 cm HELL NO. If I tried I would lose but if I had 2, sure i could try but he would hit me (not 2 hard bc Vincent would SCOLD him.

Vincent: But why? I would not fight Vincent (his broer can't even win wtf) plus who WOULD in their right mind, try to fight this ANGLe??? Just no he would probably beat me but would take it easy on me.

Dazai: Idk. He probably knows how 2 fight but he also would take it easy on me bc im a GiRl. He might also know karate but I would not test him (I imagine him saying "Oh? Is Toshiko-san trying to fight me? ~how cute"  Me: .....)

Willy: Maybe? He honestly is a lot taller than me but if i tried i could take him down but i wouldn't fight him (unless he doing some random a** s*** that could hurt someone than he going 2 hell) but he probably knows a thing or 2 because he's done a thing or 2.

Napoleon: No. My dude carries a SWORD, he knows how 2 fence..HELL NO. However I feel like Leon might get a laugh out of me trying but failing (successfully). Leon: Oh? Is Nunuche trying to fight me? Were you raised on the street?  Me: ....BOI

Jean: No. Again, HE CARRIES A SWORD AND KNOWS FENCING NOO! I however feel he would take it easy on my bc I am a woman and he has respect-women-blood. And he would feel AWFUL if he hurt me. 

Sebastian: The final boss. My dude RAISED in a asian household! He would literally throw his shoe at me! Plus he knows karate as well so im kind f***ed at this point. Sebastian: *flicks forehead*  Me: 😡

Leonardo: You have chosen death. He is a pureblooded vampire and he's unkillable! He would kinda take it easy on me and laugh when I fail but if I really tried 2 beat Leo (and the last 3) I COULD take them down but not without getting hurt. He's Italian and he would also slap me with a shoe or pasta (He's also 6 feet tall!!!)

Comte: You have again chosen death. Again, pureblood vampire he also cannot be killed (unless you acually tried) If i managed 2 take him down, he would walk around the mansion like nothing happened. He would never fight me but would take it easy too.

Vlad: DEATH. Vlad is also a pureblood so he would easily be able to kill me. He would have mercy on me, however he obviously has magic and has probably killed hundreds of people who pissed him off.

Faust: Idk. He does a lot of crazy experiments and would fight me with his scalpel. If I tried I could take him but it doesnt mean I will. If I failed he would use me for an experiment. But if he pissed me off you bet he gets the ShOe!

Charles: WHO IN THE F*** WOULD WANT TO FIGHT THIS BABY??? He is a literal cinnamon bun and would never EVER want to hurt me, nor would I hurt him. He is simply too baby. If he had to he would punch me but start crying after he did. If I tried to fight him. I would also feel bad but could easily take him down if I had too.

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