Warning: kinda cute, crack fic, drabble
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"Oi, Theo old boy! Remember the 'kitchen' incident?" Arthur teased as he put an arm around the glaring vampire. Theo huffed and shoved Arthur's arm away from him before replying through gritted teeth "I wish I didn't..". Arthur just laughed and the seething vampires adittude.
"What incident?" Y/N came walking in on the conversation. "Noth-" "Oh you don't know?" Theo was cut off by the blue haired playboy.
Y/N shook their head before Arthur answered. "Well it started a little before you came here.."
(Flashback begins)
Theo happily walks into the kitchen in search of his beloved pancakes Sebastian made for him. He did a little giddy jump as he entered the kitchen.
Theo was having a tough day. Arthur continuously annoyed him to no end, William came by to visit Vincent, Dazai spilled his tea on him in the morning. Even though it was noon, Theo wanted to enjoy the delightful sensation of pancakes soaked in syrup, a delicious sweetness that would never leave his mouth for the entire day.
As he prepared to make his sweet pancakes, the thing crawling on the wall caught his attention.
Suddenly everyone in the mansion heard a shriek of fear come from the kitchen that day. Arthur was the first to arrive. His empty mug in hand and a stack of pages in the other. He saw Theo have a small panic attack after running out of the kitchen.
"Theo, what happened?!" Arthur asked with concern etched into his face. He stared at his friend with worry and surprise. As Theo attempted to get his thoughts together he blurted "A disgusting roach!!".
Arthurs expression turned into one of amusement as he stared at the tall man. Suddenly laughter broke out from Arthur as he held his stomach, laughing at the poor man who had the misfortune of finding the roach in the kitchen.
Suddenly Napoleon and Jean came rushing in from outside after hearing Theo scream.
"What happened?" Napoleon asked concerned as he stared at the blue haired vampire holding his stomach while laughing at an angry and glaring Theo. Jean unsheathed his sword when he entered and was in a fighting stance until he saw actions of both vampires unfold.
"Is there a threat?" Jean asked, confused as he just started to stare at the puzzling scenario.
Arthur just laughed harder, trying to catch his breath before replying. "The old chap here got scared by a little bug!" Arthur continued to laugh and giggle as the vampire's face turned red with embarrassment. Theo grumbled something before going on his way.
Even days, week, and months later, it became an inside and Theo still hated it and was probably still traumatized according to Arthur since he hasn't been in the kitchen in days.
(Flashback ends)
At the end of the story, Y/N was holding their stomach as laughter rang out from their mouth and echoed throughout the room. "R-really?!" They shouted as they wiped tears from their eyes but couldn't stop laughing.
Arthur, too joined in the laughter of the story as Theo glared at both of them. Some of the residents heard the story far too many times yet it is still funny to them even months later.
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