Warning: crack fic, fluff, swearing
* Comte's slapping his face because now he has a 12th problem child
* He believes you're mentally unstable but like on a whole new level
* Until he saw you pull out a GOD DAMN SCORPION FROM YOUR POCKETS?!
* He now considers you a danger to yourself and others like... what else do you have in your pockets...?
* But he changed his mind because he appreciates the fact that you decorate the mansion
* Like that's a god damn good looking rug??
* Jean was kinda scared of you and said you were a witch or something??
* But he came back from sparring with napoleon to see his room nicely decorated
* He is your loyal servant now..
* Vincent was so flipping confused but he was happy that you were enjoying yourself
* Theo is terrified of you and you scare him more than a room full of cat
* Like whats with your random facial expression
* Arthur made the wrong decison of flirting with you
* You kept bonking him on the head with a net
* He wasn't even hurt but he was annoyed and confused
* Leonardo and Dazai watching from afar as they laugh their asses off while watching you bonk people
* Leo didn't mind you and you didn't interest him..
* Until you dug up a fossil near the shed
* He askes you to find more and now studied them
* Isaac avoids you like the plague
* When he learned about the fossils and heard what they were from Sebastian
* He hangs around you more just trying to see what kind of insects, fish, and fossils you have for him and Leonardo to study
* Dazai taught you how to climb windows and in return you gave him a net to bonk people with
* Mommy Comte has his face in his hands while regretting all his life decisions
* He just dies on the inside
* Sebastian doesn't even question it
* He's more pissed than anything
* He has the Asian parent disappointment look on his face while shaking his head
* Vincent likes its when you give him new fruits and flowers
* He likes to place them on a table and paint them
* One time he lost his sweater and he was sad because he wanted to paint outside
* You just took him outside, took out a slingshot and shot it in the air and then he got hit in head with a present
* You opened the present and pulled out a sweater and you just gave it to him
* He's like 'What? How? HOW?!'
* But now he doesn't even care and he really wants to learn how to do what you do
* Mozart is now even MORE dead set on keeping you out of his space
* You kept singing annoying ass songs (you know what I'm talking about)
* You also creep him out with the random expression
* And you even tried to give him a hat but he hated it
* So you just leave insects at his door.........
* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
* You scared Will off on day 1
* Even Puck fears you
* You bonked him way too many times with a net and set a tarantula loose on him
* Even the castle trio (Charles, Faust, and Vlad) fear you
* *cue boss music from dark souls*
* The only person from the trio that mostly tolerates you is Charles because you gave him a butterfly and a new rug
* You are feared
* You are confusing
* You are a little gremlin piece of shit
* But they all still love you... in their own way of course
A/N: OMG!!! We got 800 readssss IM SO HAPPPYYY! I really hope we can get to 1k soon so here is a 56 follower special and 800 reads special.
I love you so much little beans!
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