KnB Omakes [DISCONTINUED]

Horror Week - They Met Kuchina

Ohhhhhh........ So the Kiseki no Sedai are forced to do a challenge. Well that seems interesting... I wonder how would they look like if they scream like little girls including Aka- *dodges the flying scissors* -shi... *terrified* Anyways back to the omake minna! Enjoy~

After Mari-san's (my) announcement, the rest of the GoM excluding Kuroko are now inside the so-called 'House of Horror'. Right now they are just walking and walking hoping that they found the way to the exit. Suddenly a voice called out at them and they stopped immediatly (A.N. is that how you spell it?)

??: Am I pretty?

Kise: Yes you are pretty...

Aomine: Yes you are babe...

??: *takes of surgical mask revealing her slit mouth* Well, how about now?

Kise and Aomine: No........

??: DIE!!!!

Kise and Aomine: GAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! There's a kuchisake-onna! Help us!!! *running for their lives*

Midorima: *turns around* What? I didn't heard you- nanodayo.

Kise: *panting* There.........there is.............

Aomine: *also panting* A.........F********** KUCHISAKE-ONNA YOU IDIOT!!!

Midorima: *terrified and he starts running* WTH!? How did she befriended with a Kuchisake-onna?

Aomine: I don't know! Don't ask me! Ask her later!

And the trio runs runs until they catched up with Murasakibara amd Akashi.

Midorima: Oi Akashi!

Akashi: Hmm...? What is it? Why are you running like someone is chasing you?

Aomine: Exactly! Kuchisake-onna is chasing us!

Kise: Akashichii please help us! We don't want die yet...

Akashi: *sighs* Fine.................. *grabs his scissors* I'll teach that Kuchisake-idoit a lesson. *Emperor Eye activate*

Kuchina: DIE YOU MORTALS!!!

Akashi: And who do you call mortals you old women? You should know your place. *charges towards her*

And they started the 'Scissor War I'! Stab over here, stab over there. Attack over here, attack over there. Dodge over here, dodge over there. *sigh* What a useless war... While they're having a little conflict the rest stared at them with mouth wide open.

The rest thoughts: They're much likely the same....... They both are sadist... They both like scissors... And they think that they're immortals!

I know you are asking who won this stupid war? Well of course it's non other than the 'Great and Absolute Emperor Akashi'. I mean who would never won against him! His always absolute so he knows everything, right? He walked towards them and leaving Kuchina lying on the floor lifeless. I should had warned you Kuchina about this red head mid- *dodges flying scissors again* (Me: What the he*** Akashi!? How many scissors do you have in there!? Akashi: Shut up. If you dare to say that M word again, you're dead to me.).

Akashi: Now let's go before she wakes up.

The rest: *nods and follows him*

Kise: Ne ne Akashichii~ Thanks for saving our lives -ssu~

Akashi: You're not welcome Ryouta.

Kise: *crocodile tears* You're so meanie Akashichii!!!

Akashi: Shut up before I cut you into pieces. *glares at him*

Kise: *scared* H-Hai..............

~Meanwhile~

Me: Hahahaaa!!!!! That was so hilarious!!! And Aka-nii he's so cool~

Kuroko: I know right....

Me: But still........*laughs again* THAT WAS SO FUNNY!!! Seeing Mido-nii's scared face makes me laugh too much!!! *laughs and laughs*

Kuroko: Mari-san becareful or you wi-

Me: *falls off my chair* GAAAAHHHH!!!!

Kuroko: I told you......

Me: Umm.... Kuro-nii would you mind if you help me stan-

Kuroko: No.

Me: *acts like Kise* Meanie -ssu.

Kuroko: So annoying...

To be continued...

Note: Sorry if Murasakibara didn't appeared! I'M VERY SORRY!!! PLS 4GIVE ME -SSU!!! T^T