KnB Omakes [DISCONTINUED]

GoM + Kagami Play: One Man Hide and Seek

(In Kise's House)

Kise: *surfing through the web* Ugh, what to do, what to do? There's nothing interesting here anymore... *sighs* *sets the phone down* ... I should probably go and take a shower. I smell horrible.

=AFTER 15 MINUTES OF KISE SHOWERING=

Kise: *drying his hair while checking on his schedule* So next week, I have another photoshoot during class, like always, then a pres conference to interact with my fans. *sigh* What a hassle.

*RIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG*

Kise: Wah! *almost dropped his phone* Hm?

To: Kise Ryouta
From: Unknown
Message: Meet us at Akashi's mansion on time if you don't want us to ruin your beautiful face and to end your life. -YouAlreadyKnowMeRight?

Kise: *fake crocodile tears* They're so mean to me...! What did I do for them to be mean to me? *sniffs*

=30 MINUTES OF "COMMERCIAL" BREAK BROUGHT TO YOU BY MIDORIMA'S LUCKY ITEM=

Kise: *doorbells* I swear to god if we're going to play another ghost-related game, I'm going straight to the front door and run for my life...

Door: *opens on its own*

Kise: Huh... *mutters* Never knew that Akashi's doors are automatic... *spots them sitting around the living room* *waves crazily* Hey gu---!!

Akashi: *throws scissors across the room* ...

Kise: GYAH! What did I do!?

Akashi: You're late.

Kise: I am? But it doesn't say anything what time I should be here!

Akashi: Tch... That good-for-nothing admin must have forgot it.

Shin: *in the bathroom* I can hear you!!

Kise: Anyways... *takes a sit* Where's everyone?

Akashi: You'll see~

Kise: Wha--!! *someone turns lights off* GYAH!! *hugs Akashi* AKASHICII, SAVE ME!!

Akashi: *pushes him away* Get off, you peasant.

??: Would you keep it down? Geez...

Kise: Eh? Kagamichii? Who says that you're welcome here?

Kagami: You bast--!!

??: Kagami-kun, please prevent yourself from causing violence...

Kise: Kurokochii, what are we doing?

Shin: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh....!

Kise: Wait, where's Murasakibarachii?

Shin: Dunno where he is... He suddenly disappeared in the bathroom.

Kise: Eh?!

Everyone: Shhhhhhhhhhh....!!!!!

Kise: *whispers* Ok...! Ok...

*silence*

Doll: *walks around the house*

Aomine: Sh*t, sh*t! It's coming!

Everyone: Shhhhhh....!!!

Doll: *stops* *turns to our direction*

Midorima: *groans* Great. Just great. Cancer has the worst luck along with Sagittarius.

Shin: How about Libra?

Midorima: Libras are going to die.

Shin: Eh!?

Everyone: *whispers/shouts* Shut up!/Be quiet!

Doll: ...

Kise: Why is it not moving?

Doll: ...

Kise: Guys...

Kagami: We're dead...

Kise: What?

Aomine: The doll found our hiding spot...

Shin: There's only one way... *stands up* RUUUNNNN!!!!

Everyone (except for Akashi and Kuroko): *runs for their lives*
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Murasakibara: *turns the lights on* *holding the doll* *giggles* I got them~ *takes out potato chips* *opens it and starts eating the contents*

Alfred F. Jones: Can have I some, dude?

Murasakibara: Sure~ *gives the bag to the to Alfred* *nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom*

Alfred F. Jones: *nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom*

Akashi: Good job on scaring them. I'm so proud of you, Atsushi.

Kuroko: *sipping his favourite vanilla milk shake* So the game wasn't real. Huh...

=NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM=