*mini orchestra plays*
Momoi: Hello everyone! My name's Momoi Satsuki!
Riko: And I'm Riko Aida!
Momoi: And welcome to...
Both of Them: Momoi's and Riko's Cooking Show!
Riko: We also have some special guests and they're going to judge it whether it is delicious or not.
Momoi: Yep! That's what she said!
Aomine: We are gonna die...
Kagami: I wanna go home...
Kuroko: *pokerface* (If only they untie me here from this seat...)
Akashi: *eye twitches* (I'm seriously going to kill them later...)
Midorima: (This is a bad idea...)
Murasakibara: (I don't want to taste it..>)