KnB Omakes [DISCONTINUED]

Valentines Gift From The GOM + Kagami

*Behind the scenes*

Aomine: No you go first!

Kagami: You go first!

Aomine: I would rather to be last than to be first!

Kise: How 'bout me? I wanna go first!

Kagami and Aomine: SHUT UP!! NO ONE CARES!!

Director (Me): In 2 minutes we should do the video-making.

All Three of Them: 2 MINUTES?!

Kise: Can please you extend it to 3 minutes?

Director: Sorry, but no I can't. So you must decide on who's to go first, like, right now! Oh! And make that 1 minute. Hurry up or I'll call Arthur to turn all of you to a hideous monsters.

All Three of Them: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Arthur: No need to call me for I'm already here, m'lady.

Director: Oh hello. You're way to early, but oh well. At least they can work properly. Do you have your wand and your spell book?

Arthur: I'm all set.

Director: Good. In 10 seconds we should start! Akashi, wanna go first?

Akashi: *drinking tea* Sure. *finishes his tea* *places it on the table* *stands up and walks towards the set* I'm ready whenever you are.

Shiro: *whispers to my ear* For some odd reason, that sounds so wrong...

Director: *whispers back* Yeah... Okay! In 3! 2! 1! ACTION!

Akashi: *smiles geniunley (?)* *holds out a rose* Bonjour, mademoiselle... (He studied French when he was 10) How about let's seal this with a---

Kise: *pops out of nowhere* Hey what's going on, guys?! My name's Kise Ryouta, also known as Mr. Perfect!

Akashi: Ryouta, I'm trying to---

Kise: So what do you say? Me, you, together in the bedroom, just messing around? *winks*

Akashi: *glares at him* *trying to keep his cool* *grips on to his pair of scissors* (I swear, he didn't have that death machine when we were filming.)

Kise: *keeps on flirting*

Akashi: *snaps* *a menacing aura surrounds him* *creeps out of Kise's back* *sadist mode: on* *raises the scissors* Ryouta~

Kise: *stops on his flirting* *turns around* Y-yes..?

Akashi: *smiles creepily* Four simple words. Get out or die.

Kise: *pouts* But this is a group video!

Aomine: Are you trying to dig your own grave?

Kise: No.

Akashi: Oh you're about to be.

Kise: GAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *runs for his life*

Akashi: YOU GODAMN BASTARD!!! GET BACK HERE!!! *chases after him* *snip snip*

Aomine: And he's done for it...

Kagami: But at the bright side, that blonde bombshell won't annoy us anymore.

Aomine: Right... And I've never heard him swear in his entire life..

Kagami: Yeah... Him swearing is not part of his character.

Director: *turns the camera's direction to Kuroko*

Kuroko: *listening on to his favourite song*

Director: Presenting: Our Favourite Phantom!

Kuroko: *looks at the camera* *frozes* *suddenly turns invisible* You'll never see me again... *runs away without me seeing it*

Director: *pouts* Why can't I be invisible, too?

Kuroko: *still invisible* *behind the reader* But if reader-san wants me to be visible to her eyes, reader-san must do something for me. For now, it's a secret~

Director: *gasps* OC! OC ALERT, OC ALERT!

Midorima: Today is your lucky day for you'll get a chance to see me on camera...

Murasakibara: *munch munch*

Midorima: *irk mark* YOU TITAN!! How dare you turn off my 'suave' moment?!

Murasakibara: How dare you turn off my 'kawaii' moment?

Midorima: .... This middle finger is for you, Murasakibara.

Murasakibara: And this fist is for you, Mido-chin...

Midorima: *glares*

Murasakibara: *glares back*

Director: Ooh~ This two handsome men is fighting over a girl~ How sweet~ Anyways that's a wrap!

Everyone: *doesn't care*

Director: ... Anyways, HAPPY LATE (SUPER LATE) VALENTINES DAY!!