KnB Omakes [DISCONTINUED]

This is ME when The GoM Woke Me Up from My Sleep

First Attempt: Akashi Style

Me: *sleeping peacefully*

Akashi: *goes inside my room without knocking* *bell ringing* Shin! Wake up now!

Me: *groans* *sits on the bed half-awake* *glares at him* You........

Akashi: *smirks* What?

Me: *glares at him* *grabs my 'Legendary Book of Pain' and throws it at him* F*ck off, biatch...

Akashi: *gets hit* Ita... *glares at me* *throws his 'Powerful and Absolute Scissors' at me*

Me: *gets hit* Ow! *looks at my wounded arm* *crocodile tears* Why Akashi? Why?

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~Next Day~

Second Attempt: Kagami and Aomine Style

Me: *sleeping peacefully*

The two idiots: *barges in my room*

Kagami: You wake her up, Ahomine!

Aomine: No you do it, Bakagami! I'm scared that she might kill me with her knives!

Kagami: You're not the only one who's scared! I'm scared too, ya'know!

Me: *flinches* *irk mark* *wakes up* *sits on my bed* *glares at them* Kagami~ Aomine~

The two idiots: *cringes* *looks at me with terrified eyes* S-shin.../M-mistress...

Me: *smiles innocently* *hides Akashi's scissors behind me*

Kagami: *sweating buckets* Oh no... We're done for it...

Aomine: *biting his fingers like a girl*

Me: *eyes glowing red* DIE!!!

The two idiots: KYAAAAHHHHHH!!! SOMEONE HELP US!!!!

Kuroko: *wakes up from his sleep* *covers ears* Ugh. My poor eardrums... *tries to sleep again but fails* *glares at Kagami and Aomine* Next time, I'm going to call Akashi to kill them or Ignite punch them at their face...

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~Next Day~

Third Attempt: Kise Style

Me: *sleeping peacefully*

Kise: *inside my room* *sparkling like the sun* *opens the curtains*

Me: *the sun invades my room* *flinches* *half awake* *groans*

Kise: Rise and Shine, Shinichii!!! I prepared breakfast for you!

Me: *fully awake* Umm... Thank... you...?

Kise: Here's your breakfast, Shinichii!!! *hands me pancakes*

Me: *takes and eats it* Mmm~ Delicious~ What did you put in here?

Kise: *smiling cheerfully* Blueberrys, ssu~

Me: It's so delicious!

Kise: *holding back his hunger but fails* Gimme some of your pancakes! *attacks me*

Me: Eh? *looks at him* Gaahh!! WHAT THE BLOODY HELL, KISE!?

Kise: *eats my pancakes*

Me: *dark aura* *grabs Hungary's pan from nowhere* *smacks his head*

Kise: *KOed... XD lol*

Me: You deserve that for eating my precious pancakes...

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~Next Day~

Fourth Attempt: Midorima Style

Me: *sleeping peacefully* (Sorry! But I'm not really sorry... *grins*)

Midorima: *watching Oha-Asa... again loudly*

Me: *wakes up* *glares at him*

Midorima: *he's like 'I don't care'*

Me: *throws a hardball at him* Lower the volume you horoscope-freak!

Midorima: *gets hit* Ow. *glares back* *lowers the volume*

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~Next Day~

Fifth Attempt: Murasakibara Style

Me: *taking a short nap*

Murasakibara: *far away* *munch munching loudly because he's eating too much chips*

Me: *irk mark* *covers my ears*

Murasakibara: *munch munch* *walking to the living room* *sits on the sofa* *munch munch*

Me: *wakes up* *looks at him innocently* Can I have some snacks? I'm hungry...

Murasakibara: *nods* *gives his snack to me* *munch munch*

Me: Thank you! *munch munch*

Murasakibara: *munch munch*

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~Next Day~

Sixth and Last Attempt: Kuroko Style

Kuroko: *goes inside my room*

Me: *sleeping*

Kuroko: *shakes me* Shin-san... Wake up... It's morning...

Me: What time's it, Kuro-nii?

Kuroko: *looks at his watch* 7:10 am....

Me: *wakes up* *jolts up* Oh no I missed it! Kuro-nii why didn't you wake me up earlier like 6:30 am!? Now I'm late!

Kuroko: *secretely smirks* *mumbles* I did a good job...

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