KnB Omakes [DISCONTINUED]

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue

Me: Finish this phrase... "Roses are red, violets are blue..."

Aomine: Roses are red, violets are blue. I suck at poems and I hate poems...

Me: Okay...

Kise: Roses are red, violets are blue. Kami-sama made me pretty, what happened to you? *points at Aomine* Seriously, you look like a burnt scone Aomine-chii...

Aomine: *vein pop* You little piece of...

Murasakibara: Roses are red, violets are blue. I love chocolates and I hate vedgetables. They taste nasty~ *eats chocolate*

Midorima: Roses are red, violets are blue. Takao, my servant, come back here so that I can hit you with my lucky item!

Me: Lucky item?

Midorima: My lucky item for today is a baseball bat.

Me: Oh no...

Kuroko: Roses are red, violets are blue. Here are some white roses and it's for you. *hands out a bouquet of white roses to you*

Reader: *insert reaction here*

Me: Awww~ Reader-chan will be so happy~

Akashi: Roses are red, violets are blue. It's already late, go to sleep. Or else...

Everyone except Akashi: Yes mom.

Akashi: *vein pop* I'm not your mom...