In which Natasha and her boyfriend Five breaks their contract and travel to 2019 to stop the apocalypse.
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In which Natasha meets her boyfriend's siblings for the first time as her son meets his aunts and uncles for the first time.
Or
In which Za...
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Police siren wailing and the sound of car horn honking was heard as Klaus lead his family to a large hotel name 'Obsidian'
They all squeezed into the same section of the spinning door, pushing and shoving each other "Oh, okay. Honestly? We don't all need to be squeezed" Allison said "There were two entrances, by the way" Five said as they all exited the spinning doors "And yet you being stupid, you take the same door" Natasha said as her and Zach took the other door.
Both Natasha and Zach looked up at the high ceiling and the lights that hung from it as Five walked over to them while holding Luna.
"Look Luna" Natasha said as she was holding Luna's tiny finger "Look" Zach said and Luna said a cute baby sound "Yeah, that is a hotel, can you say 'Hotel'?" Five asked but Luna didn't say anything over than baby sounds.
"It will come Five, we just have to patience, she have not even taking her first steps yet, it will come" Natasha said.
Klaus walked up in front of the others "Oh. Hotel Obsidian. I missed you, you slutty old dame" he said before he waved his hands while closing his eyes "Absorb her. Absorb her into your bosom" he said before he spun around to look at the others.
"You know, 'cause back in her heyday, she played host to world leaders. Roosevelt, Gandhi, Stalin, Gorbachev, Castro, King Olaf of Norway, one of the Kim Jongs, Tito, Dalai Lama, Elvis, and not one, but two Kardashians, allegedly" he said.
Allison rolled her eyes before she walked away "Wouldn't that-- Where you going?" Klaus asked her "I gotta make a call" she answered before she walked away and Klaus turned back to the others "Nowadays, she's just a flophouse, a party house for those of us not looking to be judged by society roles and norms" he said "You mean, a place to hide?" Luther said "Exactly" Klaus said as he pointed at Luther with both hands.
"It's perfect! And the best part of it is, she's gonna look after us, no questions asked. Never ever right? Come on" he gestured over to the front desk.
"I may have questions" Diego said "Yeah, me too" Luther said before they walked after Klaus "This place is weird" Vanya said as she took a moment to scan the area.
"Come on" Five said and the three walked over to the counter where the rest of the family was.
A pug was sitting on a fluffy dog bed on the front desk when Klaus and the others walked over to the counter before Klaus hit the bell.
"Chet! Mon frére!" he said as the man behind the counter walked over to them "It's so great to see you. I'd like my usual suite, por favor" Klaus said and Chet put his finger on the bell, stopping it from ringing.
"I've never seen you before" Chet said "See? Told you. Discreet" Klaus said to the others as Luther and Diego was petting the dog making it made a whimpers sound.
