Time is relative.
Also, I'm currently in a production of Mean Girls so...here you go!
Disclaimer: Most of the lyrics belong to the writers of Mean Girls (Tina Fey, Nell Benjamin, etc). The characters and some references belong to Shannon Messenger.
KOTLC + Mean Girls
Sophie [spoken]: Woah, who's at that table there?
Jensi [spoken]: Don't look at them, just don't!
Jensi: We call those three The Plastics. They're shiny, fake, and hard.
Marella: They play their little mind games all around the school yard.
Jensi: They might insult your clothing, or make fun of your name.
Marella: Like they mocked Jen Moorecock till she burst into flames!
Jensi: And Ms. Moorecock was a teacher.
Marella: Biana Vacker is the Queen bee. She's always dressed up, she always wins Spring Fling Queen. We're just drones who work for her. Then die.
Biana: My name is Biana Vacker. And I am a massive deal. Fear me, love me, stand and stare at me. And these, these are real.
I've got money and looks. I am like drunk with power. This whole school humps to my leg like an imp. I'm the prettiest poison you've ever seen. All the filters you use look just like me. My name is Biana Vacker. And I am a massive deal. I don't care who you are. I don't care how you feel...
Marella: That's Maruca Cheebota. She knows everything about everyone.
Jensi: That's why her hair's so big, it's full of secrets.
Maruca: Yes Biana, no Biana. Every waking hour I spend making sure Biana Vacker stays in power. If Biana is the sun, then I'm a disco ball, 'cause I'm just as bright and fun, if you've had lushberry juice.
I worm your secrets out of you and bring them to my master. And then I watch Biana make your life a big disaster.
Jensi & Marella: Disaster!
Maruca: Biana is the Queen but I'm the head of worker bees as I am seated at her right hand, like a Elvin Councillor Bronte.
Marella: That is Stina Heks, the dumbest person you'll ever meet.
Jensi: I once saw her put a "d" in the word "orange".
Stina: My name is Stina. My hair is shiny. My teeth are perfect. My skirt is tiny. It barely covers my perky hiney. My name is Stina, I may not be smart...
That's it.
Biana: Right. We never really do this, but how'd you like to have lunch with us this week?
Sophie: Oh, it's okay. I-
Biana: No need for you to thank us. There's no need to even speak.
Maruca: You're new and you don't know things. You need good friends who can tell you what to think. See you here same time tomorrow.
Stina: On Wednesdays we wear pink!
Biana, Maruca, Stina: On Wednesdays we wear pink!
[Overlap]
Biana: Here's where you belong. Here's where you belong. Here's where you belong. Here's where you belong.
Maruca: Yes Biana, no Biana. Every waking hour I spend making sure Biana Vacker stays in power. If Biana is the sun, then I'm a disco ball, 'cause I'm just as bright and fun, if you've had lushberry juice.
Stina: My name is Stina. My hair is shiny. My teeth are perfect. My skirt is tiny.
Biana, Maruca, Stina: Wear something nice and grab a tray. 'Cause we don't do this everyday. Say here's where you belong.
Maruca: Say
Stina: Say
Biana: Say
Biana, Maruca, Stina: Here's where you belong.
Biana: No really. Say it.
Biana, Maruca, Stina, Sophie: Here's where you/I belong!
Maruca: Come sit with us tomorrow. It'll be fetch.
Fun fact: the line "All the filters you use look just like me" isn't in the original line, it's from the Mean Girls High School Version (which I'm doing).
Have a great day/night!
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Book Characters Sing Songs From Musicals
FanfictionHi! I got this idea from KeefesSoHot. It's basically just a bunch of book characters singing songs from musicals. Disclaimer: I don't own most of these songs, I just make a few edits here and there.
