Sun: Do I add Moon and Titan?
Venus: Sure
Earth: Mhm!
*Sun added Moon and Titan.*
Moon: uh hi
Titan: what's this
Sun: a groupchat!
Saturn: TITAN WHY ARENT YOU WITH ME
Titan: am with moon wdym
Moon: am taking care of him 🤭
Venus: that's crazy 💀
Earth: WAIT MY MOON AND TITAN? OH HELL
NO WHERE IS HEMars: idk
Earth: AM NOT ASKING YOU MARS.
Mars: then who tf you asking? 💀
Earth: KYS
Saturn: OKAY ACTUALLY WHERES TITAN AND MOON
Neptune: y is satirn aund erath screahming at
eachothoUranus: translation, why is Saturn and earth screaming at eachother.
Venus: how do you translate this bruh 💀
Mars: YALL EARTH AND SATURN ARE BEATING EACHOTHER UP BC OF TWO DAMN MOONS 😭😭
Mercury: No way?!💀😭
Venus: Dawg stfu Mercury
Mercury: 😐
Mars: Why y'all so mean to market 💀
Venus: MARKET? NO WAYYY😭😭
Earth: MARKET HAHAHAHAAHA
Mars: I MEANT MERCURY DAMN AUTOCORRECT 💀💀
Venus: Earth weren't you beating up Saturn?-
Earth: yeah but Jupiter found out 😀-
Mars: oh 💀
Jupiter: Yeah and you better back the hell off Earth.
Venus: what did bro do 😭
Uranus: Not Venus defending his boyfriend 💀
Venus: STFU
Earth: I mean he ain't wrong..🤭
Mercury: NAHHH THATS CRAZY
Venus: WHAT
Uranus: istg yall are so gay.
Neptune: I wunt to maykout with uranos
Venus: WHAT💀💀
Uranus: HUH
Earth: BAHAHAHHAAHA
Uranus: SHUT UP 😭😭
Jupiter: Am trying to read and I can't put my device down without this ruckus of vibrations ringing through it..
Venus: Man shut the hell up you walking encyclopedia 💀
Mars: wild 💀
*2 hours later*
Earth: Venus has that 1# mouth Fr
Mars: NO WAY?! 😭😭
Venus: Ik am so good at catching food in my mouth 😼
Mars: oh.
Earth: What were you thinking bruh 😭
Mercury: AM CEYING JUPITER IS YELLING BIBLE VERSES WHILE SPLASHINF WTER ON MARS
Venus: IS HE BAPTIZING MARS? 💀💀
Saturn: It's because Mars has a dirty mind and Jupiter saw their message 😭
(End of part 2 xd)
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HumorIdk, might make a Spanish version of this dosent flop