Mars: uhh..guys?
Earth: Yeah?
Jupiter: What is it Mars?
Venus: what
Mars: me and Ceres want to tell you..something.,
Venus: ohh~ what is it?
Earth: NO WAYAYAYYSYYYS
Mars: I think many of you have been implying this but uh..me and Ceres are..dating??..
Mercury: I HEARD THE WORD DATE
Mars: ..oh no
Mercury: NO /J? NO DARE?
Mars: uhh-
Mercury: SCREAM NO WAY
Mars: OKAY OKAY CALM FDOWN
Mercury: CAN I COME OVER
Mars: N- HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET HERE SO FAST?!
Mercury: THAT DONT MATTER WHERES CERES WHERE ARE THE MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE
Mars: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!-
Jupiter: WHATS ALL THIS NOISE?! MARS WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING?!
Mars: I LITERALLY JUST TOLD MERCURY ME AND CERES ARE DATING AND HES GOING CRAZY
Jupiter: Mercury..this isn't really necessary for EVERYTHING, yknow-
Mercury: IDGAF MY DREAM CAME TRUE
Mars: you can't be talking when your still single.
Mercury: ...
Mars: whatever where's Ceres anyways now that you mention it??-
Mercury: Why should I know?-
Mars: I'm gonna go look for him brb
Mercury: okay-
Venus: Okay but I thought it was obvious Mars and Ceres were dating..
Earth: I know right?! They hang out like all the time and Mars barely even talks to us ever since he met Ceres! Idk why he even confessed if we basically already knew lol.
Venus: Fr, I mean it's about time Mars pulls someone
Earth: yeah-
Mars: um guys?
Earth: oh! Yeah?
Mars: have you seen Ceres?
Venus: No
Earth: No sorry..
Mars: where could he be? He's always in the asteroid belt..maybe I could look for him there-
Okay bye guys!Earth: Bye!
Venus: bye.
Earth: That's strange. I haven't seen Ceres lately either
Venus: you think he's alright?
Earth: am not sure.
YOU ARE READING
Solarballs in a group chat XD
HumorIdk, might make a Spanish version of this dosent flop