Earth: @Earthreplacement @Earthreplacement @Earthreplacement MARRRRRRS
Mars: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT DISABLED MARBLE
Earth: when are you gonna admit you're dating Ceres it's so obvious
Mars: in your dreams
Venus: can y'all shut up am trying to sleep
Earth: Without me? 😿
Venus: yea 😇
Earth: Kys.
Venus: BRO
Mars: can y'all not argue for 3 seconds
Earth: ..who tf told you we're arguing
Mars: idk.
Venus: AM BORED AS FUUUCK
Mars: WE ALL ARE BRUH
Mercury: why tf is my phone so loud STOP CHATTING
Venus: yk there's this really cool thing called do not disturb but I know you haven't heard of it bc you're a dumbass little shit soo
Mercury: WHAT 😭
Mars: wait brb Ceres tryna call
Earth: boyfriends..
Mercury: agree
Jupiter: Guys do you wanna join us in truth or dare with Mercury and Saturn?
Mars: Sure
Venus: ehh why not am bored anyway
Earth: Alr
(They all join in truth or dare in Jupiters orbit)
Jupiter: Alright, Saturn, truth or dare?
Saturn: hmm dare!
Jupiter: I dare you to tell your moons your turning them into rings- especially Titan.
Saturn: WH- WHY?!!
Jupiter: JUST GO
(Saturn is with his moons)
Saturn: hello my amazing and wonderful moons!
(The moons): hi Saturn..
Saturn: I wanna tell you something.. AM GONNA TURN YOU ALL INTO RINGS!!
Titan your first.
Titan: WH- WAITWAITWAIT WHAT?!
Saturn: COME HERE
Titan: NO LEAVE ME ALONE AAAAAAA-
(Back at Jupiters orbit)
Venus: Mars, Truth or Dare?
Mars: Dare.
Venus: Bet.
(He whispers something to Mars*
Mars: ARE YOU SERIOUS?! ABSOLUTELY NOT.
Venus: ITS A DARE ITS THE RULES!
Mars: UGHHH..fine.
(Mars comes back with Ceres)
Mars: uhh..g-guys..
Earth: yeah?
Mercury: What is it mars??
Jupiter: hm?
Mars: me and ceres are..a couple..
Earth: we already know
Jupiter: Yeah..
Mercury: WAIT REALLY
Mars: WHAT DO YOU MEAN "ALREADY KNOW" WHEN TF DID I TELL YOU
Earth: idk I thought you said no as a joke
Mars: W-
WHAT?!?
(Back at Jupiters orbit)
Mercury: Jupiter..Truth or dare?
Jupiter: Hmm..Truth.
Mercury: Who was your first crush besides Saturn??
Jupiter: oh uh..well..I didn't really have a first crush. My first crush was probably Saturn, haha.
Saturn: Ohh! Me too :]
Mercury: ok ok- Hey..where's Mars, Venus and Earth?
Jupiter: am not sure..
Mercury: Do we go..look for them?
Saturn: Yeah..what if something happened?!
Jupiter: Dont worry, their most likely fine..
I think.
YOU ARE READING
Solarballs in a group chat XD
HumorIdk, might make a Spanish version of this dosent flop
