-Part 1 of Season 2-

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Jupiter: I hate all of you, because Saturn is traumatized because he searched up what CUPCAKKE is

Venus: Womp womp.

Mars: Not our problem lmao

Jupiter: am this close to leaving this gc istg..

Uranus: Have any of y'all seen Neptune??-

Venus: No Srry

Mars: Nope.

Earth: No-

Venus: Also Earth did your eye heal?

Earth: yeah 🥲

Venus: Good cause I was so close to destroying Uranus..

Earth: PARDON

Mars: WHATTTATATA

Uranus: HE MEANT ME BRO ME

Earth: dang it Venus you got me excited 😔

Venus: WHAT.

Mars: BAHAHHAHA

Earth: I MISREAD/HEARD IT

Venus: I meannnnnn it goes both ways

Earth: Oh? 🤭

Mars: Don't eat infront of the poor 😔

Earth: stfu Mars let us have our moment

Mars: whatever ☠️

Uranus: I hate my name tbh

Earth: reasonable I would hate myself too if I was named ur-anus

Uranus: I hate it even more thanks to you

Earth: Np ☺️

(About an hour later)

Uranus: WHO TAUGHT NEPTUNE HOW TO SAY "KILL YOURSELF"?!

Venus: Me 😩🙏

Neptune: kill yourseld

Uranus: I'll let that slide for now

Venus: teaching em young 😍

Uranus: more like beating yo ass young

Venus: wgat

Neptune: KEILL YOURSEL

Venus: STFU

Uranus: YOU TAUGHT HIM THAT

Venus: and the next thing am teaching him is the phrase SMD ☺️

Uranus: DO YOU WANT A BRUISE WORSE THAN EARTHS

Venus: FINE 😭

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