Jupiter: I hate all of you, because Saturn is traumatized because he searched up what CUPCAKKE is
Venus: Womp womp.
Mars: Not our problem lmao
Jupiter: am this close to leaving this gc istg..
Uranus: Have any of y'all seen Neptune??-
Venus: No Srry
Mars: Nope.
Earth: No-
Venus: Also Earth did your eye heal?
Earth: yeah 🥲
Venus: Good cause I was so close to destroying Uranus..
Earth: PARDON
Mars: WHATTTATATA
Uranus: HE MEANT ME BRO ME
Earth: dang it Venus you got me excited 😔
Venus: WHAT.
Mars: BAHAHHAHA
Earth: I MISREAD/HEARD IT
Venus: I meannnnnn it goes both ways
Earth: Oh? 🤭
Mars: Don't eat infront of the poor 😔
Earth: stfu Mars let us have our moment
Mars: whatever ☠️
Uranus: I hate my name tbh
Earth: reasonable I would hate myself too if I was named ur-anus
Uranus: I hate it even more thanks to you
Earth: Np ☺️
(About an hour later)
Uranus: WHO TAUGHT NEPTUNE HOW TO SAY "KILL YOURSELF"?!
Venus: Me 😩🙏
Neptune: kill yourseld
Uranus: I'll let that slide for now
Venus: teaching em young 😍
Uranus: more like beating yo ass young
Venus: wgat
Neptune: KEILL YOURSEL
Venus: STFU
Uranus: YOU TAUGHT HIM THAT
Venus: and the next thing am teaching him is the phrase SMD ☺️
Uranus: DO YOU WANT A BRUISE WORSE THAN EARTHS
Venus: FINE 😭
YOU ARE READING
Solarballs in a group chat XD
UmorismoIdk, might make a Spanish version of this dosent flop
