Venus: URANUS WHY TF DID YOU BEAT UP EARTH SO BADLY?!
Uranus: relax it's only a few scratches 🥱
Venus: KYS
Jupiter: What did Uranus do, may I ask?
Venus: HE FUCKING INJURED EARTHS EYE
Jupiter: Now that's wild 💀
Neptune: were ar mai cookis
Mars: I ate them 😈
Neptune: kys
Mars: WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT 😭
Venus: me 😘
Mars: shouldn't you be worrying for your husband?💀
Venus: WHAT ABOUT YOURS HUH? CERES THE ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE A PIECE OF COAL
Mars: STFU.
Neptune: guis I mayd rule of marz and seres
Earth: I WANNA SEE
Venus: you can't 💀
Mars: how is bro typing 😭
Moon: am helping him, he was gonna type "U ENHA DEER" 😒
Mars: oh..💀
*insert neptunes amazing artwork 🥰*
Moon: WHAT THE
Venus: BAHAHAHHHAAH
Mars: IS THAT ME? I LOOK LIKE VENUS
Venus: ....
Ceres: kanon
Mars: SHUT UP CERES 😭😭
Earth: SHOT IP CEREAL
Venus: CEREAL?😭😭
Mars: I think bro meant ceres 💀
Moon: oop I didn't help him for a sec
Titan: nahh let him type by himself I wanna see what happens 😂
Moon: uh-
Earth: venos I lieob you vrhj mmych
Mars: now what does that even say😀..
Venus: ily too earth 😻‼️
Mars: oh 💀
Mercury: AM CRYING NEPTUNE JUST ATE AN ASTEROID
Mars: HUH
Uranus: HES CHOKING IDK WHAT TO DO PLEASE HELP 😭😭😭
Jupiter: Am coming over, stay there.
Venus: HOW DOES BRO ACCIDENTALLY EAT AN ASTEROID
Earth: he confused it for a cookie or sum CAUSE SOMEONE ATE THEM
Mars: jeez chill i didnt know someone would choke for a cookie 💀🙏
Jupiter: Update, Neptune coughed up the asteroid.
Uranus: APOLOGIZE MARS YOU ALMOST MADE NEPTUNE DIE
Mars: wheres the ukulele then
Mars: NOT THE UKULELE 😭
Mars: the only thing ive ever eaten is neptuns cookies..not a murderer..just a loser 😔💔💔
Earth: "neptuns"os wild 💀
Mars: "os"
Earth: SHUT THE HELL UP THIS IS WHY I HAVE AN ACTUAL MOON OTHER THAN TWO OVERGROWN SESAME SEEDS THAT TALK
Moon: no way 💀🙏
Venus: Earth at this point your asking to be dead 💀💀
Mercury: WHY IS MARS CHASING EARTH AGAIN😭😭😭
Venus: "again" is crazy 😭
(end of part 5!)
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HumorIdk, might make a Spanish version of this dosent flop
