Saturn: umm guys where's titan?
Venus: STFU STOP ASKING AM SO TIRED OF YO ASS ASKING "wHeREs tItaN??" EVERY FIVE SECONDS LIKE SHUT UP ALREADY
Jupiter: watch what your saying Venus.
Venus: not my fault this dumbass loses his moon every five seconds
Mars: shut up atleast he HAS a moon ☠️🙏
Venus: nobody invited you here mars so STFU
Earth: why is he so mad-
Mars: Idk
Earth: Venus are you at that time of the month
Venus: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN 😭😭
Earth: idk your angry soo
Venus: that doesn't mean- nvm
Earth: wanna come over so you feel better?
Venus: sure ig
Ceres: ew
Mars: ew what, Ceres??
Ceres: gays
Mars: you CANNOT be talking 😭
Ceres: what does that mean..
Mercury: istg y'all are the gayest ones here
Mars: STFU
Mercury: am begging you admit it y'all are dating
Ceres: WGAT
Mars: NO
Mercury: "no" as if you don't want to admit you're dating or "no" as if y'all are not dating
Mars: UHHHHH
Ceres: ykw am gonna go somewhere ☺️
Mercury: NO
-Ceres went offline.-
Mercury: FUCK
Mars: since when do you swear
Mercury: honestly I don't even know
(With Mars and Ceres, DMS)
Ceres: Mars you better not tell them we're dating.
Mars: I won't I promise, mi amor.
Ceres: Ok <3
Mars: alright alright let's just go back so they don't suspect anything- I remember that time Venus and Earth made it obvious they were dating and Mercury went wild with them ☠️
Ceres: I remember lol I don't think we even knew eachother at that time
Mars: yeahhh
Ceres: Alr let's go back
Mars: como tú quieras, cariño.
Ceres: <3
(Mars x Ceres fans are eating GOOD)
Saturn: it's not my fault I lose titan :(
Jupiter: oh of course it isn't..he's just a mindless moon Saturn-
Saturn: NO HE ISNT
Jupiter: ok jeez sorry-
Saturn: am gonna go look for him
Jupiter: Saturn, don't, you'll just end up losing him again.
Saturn: fine.
Mercury: Guys where's Mars and Ceres? Isn't it weird they both went offline at the same time? 🤨
Earth: GUYS YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT AM SEEING IN THE KUIPER BELT RN
(am gonna leave this as a cliffhanger bc am cruel 😈)
YOU ARE READING
Solarballs in a group chat XD
HumorIdk, might make a Spanish version of this dosent flop