Shut up, Shota Boy (Len Kagamine x Reader)

A/N I just need to rant a bit real quick

I'm sorry this isn't an update but I just need to rant real quick.

Okay so I was at Cici's Pizza with my family, and I was in the bathroom minding my own business, washing my hands and all of the sudden I hear someone behind me say "get out of my way fat ass", and I turned around with this bish you did not just say that to me face on. and then she stepped forward and went into my personal space and said "you heard me fat ass, get out of my way". Usually I don't mind people insulting me because who gives a crap about what others think of you, I am content with being me, but once she stepped into my personal space all hell was about to break lose. I decided to use my favorite tactic, play dumb. So I mustered up the sweetest voice I could muster and asked
"Entschuldigen Sie mein Englisch ist nicht sehr gut sprechen Sie Deutsch?", and she was totally not expecting that I could speak German. I told her "excuse me my English is not very good do you speak German", and then she said " I don't sprechen anything", with one of the most atrocious German accent I have ever heard. And basically what she hat said was "I don't speak anything".
That was when I decided to start speaking English "Oh, so you're not speaking English right now", I told her with the most sarcastic voice. "You speak English!", she said with shock but I could see the hate in her eyes that I had tricked her. "No, you don't say", I sad still being sarcastic. and then she started to tell me about how she knew a little bit of Spanish. for once I was happy about american white girl stereotypes so I decided to use them against her (I was not intending to be racist because I'm as pale as paper) and I said "I'm pretty sure the only words you know in Spanish are taco, burrito, Dorito, and Chipotle." Her jaw started to drop so I took that moment to start to walk off and right as I was about to leave I told her "Oh, and you have somthing on your chin", and she rose her hand to her chin trying to wipe the invisible stain off her chin and that was when I said "No, no no your other chin", and just walked out.

The lesson she just learned, don't mess with me. I know it seemed like I was the bad guy, but I cut off a couple of sentences from her because she was basically just calling me a Fu**ing b!tch, and an ugly b!tch .so that was my day (and people wonder why I'm antisocial).

Random question "How was your day", because hopefully it was better than mine

I most likely going to update a real chapter later today. if you have any suggestions you would like to make in the story feel free to message me.

~Ash