On a beautiful thanksgiving day, Shrek invited you to a wonderful feast!
Said feast being a half eaten frog, a weird jelly substance, and a blunt...........
wait is that a fucking THICC ASS TURKEY?? DAMMM 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 I'D SMASH HOLY SHIT MAN.
Anyways, after getting your ass eaten by Shrek or whatever, y'all ate....soon you obtained food poisoning and died ❤️ ❤️❤️ 😘😘
Shrek had to hit the "Nae Nae" to revive you.
He ate your ass again after that.
The end.
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RomanceAfter eating too many edibles on a thursday morning, you pass out...only to wake up near an unknown swamp...with a certain ogre staring at you. He annoyingly told you to get out of his swamp! What soon followed was a turn of events...