Shrek called 911...after some certain events with Y/n, he somewhat felt traumatized.
"THAT'S IT, THAT'S THE BITCH WHO SHOVED MY SHROCK UP THEIR ASS WITHOUT MY CONSENT!"
Shrek pointed at Y/n.
"I know you wanted it too baby girl 🥵 😏😏"
Y/n teased as a police officer put handcuffs on them.
"Nigga you need help."
The police officer said.
"I don't get paid enough for this shit..."
"You do tho-"
"Shut the fuck up nigga, you have the right to remain silent."
"And you have the right to kill yourself."
"Shut the fuck up you cotton picker.."
"WHAT-"
"You heard me."
"Officer that's a lil racist.."
Shrek said.
"Shut the fuck up buger scooter."
"How does that even make any sense..."
Y/n said out loud.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP AND PICK MY COTTON."
"NAHH WHAT THE FUCK-"
To be continued...
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Author's note: I wrote this shit drunk 😭
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❣𝑀𝑒𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑏𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑠❣ დ𝑆ℎ𝑟𝑒𝑘 𝑥 𝑅𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟 𝐹𝑖𝑐დ
RomanceAfter eating too many edibles on a thursday morning, you pass out...only to wake up near an unknown swamp...with a certain ogre staring at you. He annoyingly told you to get out of his swamp! What soon followed was a turn of events...
