stanm- can someone PLEASE remove wendy from this god damn chat
Wtestaburger- fuck off stan this time it was your fault
stanm- wdym my fault? my fault for buying you food?
Wtestaburger- no your fault for DROPPING the food
stanm- i hate women
richy807- exactly why u should get w a man
stanm- GOD DAMN YOU IM NOT GAY
richy807- so why are u getting w women if you hate them.?
stanm- fuck u 🖕
Craig- all of you shut the FUCK UP
TWtweak- ypu jesrd gim fick odf
stanm- god damn tweek
stanm- someone take the coffee away from him
KBiscool- Omfg I'm trying to do my homework
stanm- heyy kylie☺️
richy807- gayest fucking man alive
richy807- just break up w wendy and get w the fruit basket over here
KBiscool- Fuck off Tolkien
KBiscool- I'm not gay
WAHH7- are we talking about how everyone secretly ships stan and kyle together?
richy807- god dammit clyde
WAHH7 has deleted a message
stanm- WHAT
KBiscool- Wtf guys, Stan and I are just friends
richy807- yeah and cartman is a jewish rabbi
KBiscool- FUCK OFF
bestbitch4- stan why the fuck is wendy at my house crying into my arms
stanm- how tf should i know
bestbitch4- cause its always your fault when she does this
stanm- fine i got her food with MY OWN money but dropped her fries on the floor and she wanted me to go back for more but i said no
bestbitch4- ok that's actually a valid stance
stanm- THATS WHAT IM SAYING
bestbitch- whatever it's clear that you should date kyle
stanm- why does everyone keep saying that??
KBiscool has turned notifications off
slutforu- oh hey guys
ButtersStotch- Oh hey fellas! You won't believe what Kenny just did to me!
slutforu- BUTTERS NO
ButtersStotch is offline
stanm- wtf just happened
WAHH7- i bet sex happened
richy807- ew clyde why do u have to be like this
WAHH7- cause i do
richy807- that's not a very good argument
Jewslayer92 is online
stanm- shit
stanm is offline
WAHH7 is offline
richy807 is offline
Jewslayer92- hey guys
KBiscool- I'm done doing homework guys
KBiscool- Oh god fucking dammit
KBiscool- WHO THE FUCK ADDED HIM?
Jewslayer92- i actually added myself, kahl
KBiscool- That's not how you spell my name you fucking fatass
Jewslayer92- well i heard some news and lemme just-
Jewslayer92 created a group chat titled Style shippers unite and has added bestbitch4, WAHH7, richy807, & 4 more...
Jewslayer92- FUCKERS WE NEED TO GET STAN AND KYLE TOGETHER
bestbitch4 is online
WAHH7 is online
richy807 is online
ButtersStotch is online
bestbitch4- ok if cartman's saying something we should probably do the opposite
Craig is online
Craig- why do you wanna get stan and kyle together so bad
Jewslayer92- cause then i can make fun of the jew for being gay
Craig- makes sense
TWtweak is online
TWtweak- uou fnat supoot this king if behbroe craig
slutforu is online
Craig- tweek calm down
Craig- put down the coffee and breathe
TWtweak- AAGH
slutforu- i'm down, kyle's had a crush on stan for ages
slutforu- it's time he does something about it
ButtersStotch- Well, are you sure we should be meddling with their personal lives, Ken?
slutforu- ...
slutforu- yes
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South Park Chatfic
FanfictionA Chatfic since there are not NEARLY ENOUGH my goal for this one is to make you laugh 🫵 ships: style tyde bendy bunny creek (everyone's gay- except cartman) warnings: cartman
