South Park Chatfic

wOAHHH 🤨

7:46pm

ONLINE:
Craig
slutforu
TWtweak
richy807

richy807- u guys know how much it costs to shear a sheep?

slutforu- uh

slutforu- no?

richy807- google isn't giving me a reliable answer

Craig- tbf it's google

slutforu- you gotta problem with google?

Craig- yes

slutforu- so what do you use instead?

Craig- yahoo

slutforu- BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

slutforu- YOURE FUCKING JOKING RIGHT?

TWtweak- on hed ont

slutforu- dude.

slutforu- yahoo?

slutforu- i'd rather suck cartman's sausage dick

Craig- you're a whore

Craig- of course you would

slutforu- i'm actually a slut

slutforu- it's in the name 😊

Craig- 🖕

richy807- oh shit guys

richy807- FUCK

richy807- OH SHIT THIS IS BAD

richy807- HOLY FUCK

richy807 is offline

slutforu- uhhhhhhhh

slutforu- he'll be fine

Craig- kenny

slutforu- ye

Craig- remind me to never have an existential crisis within your premises

slutforu- big words don't fit in your mouth

Craig- catch these hands mccormick

richy807 is online

WAHH7 is online

slutforu- god fucking dammit

WAHH7- heyyyy guys

slutforu- why are you here

WAHH7- cause i'm your friend

slutforu- i'm gonna need a more believable excuse

WAHH7- what's not believable about that?

slutforu- you don't have friends

Craig- kenny stop being brutally honest

Craig- you'll hurt his fragile ego

WAHH7- JESUS

WAHH7- I WASNT AWARE THAT THIS SPACE WAS ONLY FILLED WITH HATE AND DISCRIMINATION

WAHH7- I FEEL INCREDIBLY ATTACKED RIGHT NOW

Craig- and you've set him off

slutforu- no i didn't

stanm is online

Craig- yes you did

TWtweak- it was kenny