2:34pm
ONLINE:
KBiscool
Jewslayer92
bestbitch4
WAHH7
richy807
KBiscool- Anyone hear anything from Stan?
WAHH7- no
bestbitch4- he's at that appointment wendy scheduled for some reason??
KBiscool- An appointment? For what?
bestbitch4- his insomnia remember
KBiscool- I don't remember
bestbitch4- oh god dammit whatever
KBiscool- I'm gonna call Stan
bestbitch4- won't do much but okay
KBiscool- It didn't do much
bestbitch4- omfg
WAHH7- in my opinion this appointment is useless
richy807- ..big words don't fit in ur mouth clyde
WAHH7- fuck you
Jewslayer92- if you ask me it's about time stan gets his ass checked
KBiscool- Why do you care?
Jewslayer92- i don't
KBiscool- Uh huh
WAHH7- IM LOSING MY MIND
bestbitch4- everyone get out of here while you still can
bestbitch4 is offline
Jewslayer92 is offline
richy807 is offline
WAHH7- KYLE
KBiscool- God dammit
WAHH7- KYLE I ATE TOO MANY TACOS
KBiscool- Where the fuck did you get that many tacos?
KBiscool- You're a poor highschool student
WAHH7- FUCK YOU
WAHH7- I NEED TO THROW UP
KBiscool- Oh shit Clyde
KBiscool- I just realized I left the oven on
WAHH7- KYLE DON'T YOU DARE LEAVE ME
KBiscool- I think my excuses are burning in there
WAHH7- KYLE YOU BETTER NOT
KBiscool is offline
stanm is online
KBiscool is online
KBiscool- How was the appointment Stan?
WAHH7- OH MY GOD FUCK YOU ASSHOLE 🖕
stanm- it sucked donkey balls
stanm- i'm on sleeping pills now
KBiscool- Well, sleep is important
KBiscool- It's a fact that some teenagers stay up all night reading pointless South Park fics while they try not to wake up everyone in their house, and they should go to bed right now instead of reading cause sleep is important.
stanm- uhhhh wha..?
KBiscool- Nevermind
stanm- mkay then
WAHH7- i hate everything
stanm- kyle wanna head to my house or smth?
KBiscool- Sure I guess just gimme a second
WAHH7- especially tacos
stanm- alright you wanna play on the ps5?
KBiscool- Hell yeah
WAHH7- and i hate people
stanm- lemme get it set up rq
KBiscool- Mk
WAHH7- WILL ONE OF YOU FUCKERS JUST ASK WHAT'S WRONG?!?
KBiscool- No
stanm- what's wrong
KBiscool- God fucking dammit Stanley
stanm- what?
stanm- how bad could it possibly be?
KBiscool- Just wait
KBiscool- I'll leave you two be
KBiscool is offline
stanm- well great
stanm- kyle left
stanm- clyde dude how long have you been typing?
stanm- bro is writing an entire essay
WAHH7- so like i went to this mexican place and ordered tacos, so i ate a lot of them but later i felt really bad so i threw up and now i still feel bad and at the restaurant i had to go to the bathroom and the toilet seat was down so now i miss my dead mom and idk if i should see a therapist but like im still me so i don't really think it matters but what if it does and im overthinking it and my fears are getting worse ever since the toilet incident and i think i saw my moms ghost last night in my room and it's like, 'well knock before you come in' and she's only caused issues in my life but at the same time she's my mother so i can't help but feel a little bad for killing her but it's like how do you put that on a ten year old and blame them for killing their mom like that one woman in the crowd at her funeral was a fucking bitch okay but yeah anyways how are you?
stanm- dude wtf is wrong with you
WAHH7- everything
bestbitch4 is online
bestbitch4- holy shit what happened here
stanm- clyde happened
bestbitch4- god dammit clyde
stanm- oh shit kyle's here
stanm is offline
bestbitch4- DONT FUCKING-
bestbitch4- ..leave me with him
WAHH7- hi bebe
bestbitch4- clyde
WAHH7- i can literally tell from that one word that you're tense
WAHH7- i saw an anti stress treatment elixir in a magazine
WAHH7- i can give you the number
bestbitch4- clyde those things are normally scams
bestbitch4- there really isn't an elixir that gets rid of stress
WAHH7- yes there is
bestbitch4- i meant if we don't include drugs
WAHH7- well shit then
bestbitch4- oh
bestbitch4- clyde i think i left the oven on
WAHH7- DONT YOU FUCKING DARE
bestbitch4- i don't want my house to burn down while im still in it
bestbitch4- gtg
WAHH7- FUCK YOU BEBE
bestbitch4 is offline
WAHH7- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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South Park Chatfic
FanfictionA Chatfic since there are not NEARLY ENOUGH my goal for this one is to make you laugh 🫵 ships: style tyde bendy bunny creek (everyone's gay- except cartman) warnings: cartman
