12:42am
ONLINE:
stanm
WAHH7
KBiscool
KBiscool- You have got to be shitting me
stanm- huh? what's up
KBiscool- Stan what'd you get for question five for precalculus?
stanm- uhhhhhhh i didn't uh
stanm- i didn't do it 😬
KBiscool- God dammit Stan
KBiscool- Remind me why you're in this class again
stanm- ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
KBiscool- That sums it up pretty well
WAHH7- OMFG YOU FUCKERS SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TRYING TO SLEEP
stanm- what's up his ass
WAHH7- the fact that it's midnight and i have to wake up at 5????
stanm- i have to wake up at the same time and i'm fine
WAHH7- dude you're a fuckin insomniac you have issues
stanm- ??? i sleep just fine
WAHH7- what time did you go to bed last night
stanm- 4
stanm- ...am
KBiscool- Jesus Christ Stan how do you have energy at all?
stanm- i don't
WAHH7- get some melatonin
stanm- what's that
KBiscool- Holy shit you're an idiot
stanm- fuck off you're my boyfriend aren't you supposed to support me or some shit
KBiscool- Support you into indulging in healthier life choices?
WAHH7- kyle you could've used any other word there
KBiscool- Fuck off Clyde
bestbitch4 is online
stanm- oh shit
bestbitch4- SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TRYNA SLEEP
bestbitch4- I HAD TO SILENCE BOTH OF OUR FUCKING PHONES
stanm- our?
stanm- who else are you with?
bestbitch4- my girlfriend
stanm- ohhhhhhh
bestbitch4- now shut your godamn mouths
bestbitch4 is offline
stanm- so who's gonna tell her that this is a texting gc?
WAHH7- meh just let her think she's right for once
stanm- damn clyde you're ruthless
WAHH7- hell yeah
KBiscool- Well guys I'm gonna head to bed. Gn!
stanm- goodnight kylieee 🥰🥰
KBiscool is offline
WAHH7- dude
WAHH7- you're so fucking gay
stanm- and?
WAHH7- whatever i'm gonna go to bed too
WAHH7 is offline
stanm- great uh
stanm- just me now
stanm- all alone
stanm- with no one to talk to
stanm- y'know my day was trash
stanm- just ranting a little
stanm- it feels like i need to go back to the bottle sometimes
stanm- skeeter's is hiring for a bartender
stanm- that might be nice to try out
stanm- plus i'd be making some money
stanm- and i know we said no sex but like
stanm- anyone else here just have sex in the most random fucking moments?
stanm- okay i'll stop
stanm- someone's bound to kill me any moment
stanm- just in a little
stanm- someone'll come online and yell at me
stanm- please
stanm- god dammit
stanm- note to self: ask kyle to sleep over
stanm- maybe ill be tired enough to actually sleep
stanm- alright i'm gonna watch youtube or smth
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5:07am
ONLINE:
WAHH7
bestbitch4
jewslayer92
Wtestaburger
>Reply: stanm: anyone else here just...
bestbitch4- what the fuck is wrong with you
stanm is online
stanm- i was lonely
Wtestaburger- lonely my ass
jewslayer92- when the fuck did you go to sleep you insomniac
stanm- i don't remember
stanm- sometime around 3? 3:30 maybe
Wtestaburger- what the fuck is wrong with you
WAHH7- that's concerning stan
stanm- well then what should i do
jewslayer92- GO TO THE FUCKING DOCTOR
bestbitch4- let kyle take you or smth
stanm- no
Wtestaburger- well why the hell not?
stanm- i don't want kyle to see me like that
Wtestaburger- well if kyle's not taking you then i am
Wtestaburger- make a decision marsh
stanm- alright fine
stanm- i'll go to the doctor
stanm- can you schedule an appointment wendy?
Wtestaburger- already on it you living zombie
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South Park Chatfic
FanfictionA Chatfic since there are not NEARLY ENOUGH my goal for this one is to make you laugh 🫵 ships: style tyde bendy bunny creek (everyone's gay- except cartman) warnings: cartman
