"Oh, Jean boy... I'm pretty sure I know [Y/N] better than you do," Sasha said as she turned to you, "You wouldn't do that, right?"
You shook your head.
"Exactly!" She corrected Jean, "I bet you don't know her favorite ice cream flavor."
He scoffed, "Easy. Vanilla."
"Boring!" Sasha sang. "It's frozen yogurt.
"She's right," you mumbled between the two.
"What's [Y/N]'s sleeping position?" He tested her.
"Pillow hugging."
Jean looked at you in confusion, "You slept with Sasha?"
You rolled your eyes, "We've had a bunch of sleepovers back in second grade... and still today. Our next one is this weekend."
"Hmph. Where is [Y/N]'s place to eat?" Sasha asked.
"Took her out to the new Italian restaurant downtown last night. She loved it," Jean smirked.
She turned over to you in surprise, "What ever happened to KFC? You loved their corn!"
You groaned, "I'm sorry Sasha... The new Italian restaurant got me good."
The two have been arguing over and over again to see who knows you best. It's entertaining, yet annoying at the same time. All you wanted was a quiet, peaceful Sunday brunch with two of your loved ones... but nope, it turned out to be a brawl. You sighed. You wish you could've had brunch with your parents, instead.
"You son of a female horse!" Sasha yelled.
"You daughter of a potato!" Jean yelled back.
"Oh. My. God," You slammed your hand on the table, "Enough. Our food is getting cold. Let's chop, chop."
The two began to ate their cold brunch quietly... until Sasha said, "I know her more than you,"
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Attack on Titan One Shots
FanfictionThis is basically where I dump all of my Reader x [Inserts Character] imaginations. 01/25/2021: I just logged back on after 4 years, and holy shit did this blow up. Thank you so much for supporting my work 🤍 This series is now officially declared...
